Fat Jesus' WWE Night of Champions 2012 Predictions

Night of Champions, formerly known as Vengeance and Vengeance: Night of Champions has really grown into it's own. I've always liked the idea of a show where the champions were honored and got to take the spotlight. Now it's right after Summerslam it always has the possibility to have a three way PPV punch starting with Money in the Bank. I usually like these events and hope this doesn't disappoint.

Battle Royal to Determine the No.1 Contender for the United States Championship

This will be short. WHO CARES. I haven't cared about any of these and I'm not going to start. I wouldn't doubt Santino somehow winning and us having a terrible match between the two again...this time on PPV though.

Winner: Santino

Antoino Cesaro  vs Whoever wins That Battle Roayal in a singles match for the United States Championship

Not a match I'm crazy about. But I like Cesaro and if it's someone like maybe Zack Ryder, this could be a nice little match for the USC. Either way though, I think Cesaro and his hussie microphone holder keep the title for awhile longer.

Winner (and STILL United States Champion): Antonio Cesaro

Layla (Divas Champion) vs Kaitlyn in a singles match for the Divas Championship

 Kaitlyn has really grown on me over the past month-ish and if you know me or read these you know I love Layla. I don't mind either of them. Kaitlyn is botch prone though and Layla is improving but can't carry a match. Even if they both have delectable hineys I think no one wins this and it should end in a "double cunt out." See what I did thar? If I have to pick a winner, Layla. (Hopefully) Beth comes out and wrecks whoever wins.

Winner (and STILL Divas Champion): Layla

 Kofi Kingston/R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Team Friendship [Daniel Bryan/Kane] in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

 Kane and D-Bry have the only story-line I'm remotely into right now. The skits are funny and these two have been two of the best in-ring this year. Which is why they could bring some legitimacy to the tag division by holding the title for a while. Let them win over Team Black, Gabriel/Kidd, Prime Time Players, Primo/Epico, etc. Gets the tag division built and lets the young'ns win over veterans/former world champs.

Winners (and NEW WWE Tag Team Champions): Daniel Bryan and Kane

The Miz (Intercontinental Champion) vs Rey Mysterio vs Sin Cara vs Cody Rhodes in a Fatal Four Way for the Intercontinental Championship

 No build at all accept Rhodes wants his title back, attacked The Miz on Monday and everyone else has pinned Miz. This could really get the crowd into the show and as long as there not too much botching it could be a very entertaining match. I really don't think the title changes hands but if it does I'm sure they'll give it to Rey.

Winner (and NEW Intercontinental Champion): Rey Mysterio

Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler (Mr. Money in the Bank) in a singles match 

As long as Dolph holds MitB he's going to continue having matches like these at PPVs. Which I don't mind at all. Great match with Jericho at SS and if given time these can have a nice match as well. While I'm not the biggest Orton fan his matches with Ziggler are good. Give them some time and this'll be solid. BUT I do want him to cash in and this is the prime night to do so I'd think. Solid match, but WWE loves Orton and I don't think he loses here.

Winner: Randy Orton

 Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. This match again? I honestly don't care. Like both guys, don't like their matches though. Short thoughts on this one. Brogue Kick banned? Who cares. It's literally a big boot. Move the title to Del Rio or move on and let Ziggler feud with Sheamus. BUT look out! I really think that Dolph Ziggler may cash in after the match.

Winner (and STILL World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs John Cena in a singles match for the WWE Championship

CM Punk is in full heel mode now. Attacking the fans, Cena, King, etc in great promos and segments. Add Heyman to the mix and this could be the Fall of Punk this year. Cena is still...well Cena. Cena/Punk had a good promo to match on Moday, that will be overshadowed by King's untimely heart attack, #GetWellJerry. I like this match and truly hope it main events as Punk v Cena matches haven't disappointed me yet and I'd like to see another chapter. And for Punk to keep this epic title reign going.

Winner (and STILL WWE Champion): CM Punk

Winners

Santino (Battle Royal)

Antonio Cesaro (still United States Champion)

Layla (still Divas Champion)

Daniel Bryan/Kane (new WWE Tag Team Champions)

Rey Mysterio (new Intercontinental Champion)

Randy Orton

Sheamus (still World Heavyweight Champion)

CM Punk (still WWE Champion)

Fat Jesus' WWE Over the Limit 2012 Predictions

Welp here's another month and another WWE PPV. This time it's Over the Limit. Can Money in the Bank or Summerslam or In Your House get here already? At least this one isn't gimmickfied. There's potential in all announced matches and one could easily be match of the year worthy. Anywho let's dive into some wrasslin predictions!

"People Power" Battle Royal with the winner facing Santino for the United States Championship or Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Championship

This is really only for filler. If a heel wins they'd  probably face Santino for the United States Championship and if a face wins they'd challenge Rhodes for the Intercontinental Championship. In either case I don't think the title would change hands. But it would be a little more likely if the person who won challenged Santino. Could be a decent match either way though I guess.

Winner (And Still United States or Intercontinental Champion): Santino or Cody Rhodes

Zack Ryder vs Kane in a singles match

I honestly have no clue why they're doing this match and of people even still remember that they at one point had a feud. Either way its in the pre-show and no ones going to remember it anyway. I expect a promo from Ryder or something before he gets killed by Kane in 10 minutes.

Winner: Kane

Layla (Diva's Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a singles match for the WWE Diva's Championship
I love both these divas. Beth is easily the most talented diva on the roster and before Layla's injury last year she was easily the most improved. There was a good divas match at (Elimination Chamber I believe) involving Beth and Tamina. This could be another worthy match in what is usually an awful Divas division.
Winner (And Still Divas Champion): Layla

Kofi Kingston/R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

I don't know why WWE likes to throw tag teams together and give them the belts rather than just having one of the few tag teams they have atm win the belts. Kofi is now thrown with R-Truth (before with Evan Bourne) to forever be mid-card and be a place holder champion. At least I think. While this will be a great match as all 4 men are extremely talented, I've been saying that Ziggler, Swagger or both need titles. This is their out.

Winners (And New WWE Tag Team Champions): Zig-Swag

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio vs Chris Jericho vs Randy Orton in a Fatal Four Way match for the World Heavyweight Champion

The build-up for this has wholly been between Sheamus and Randy Orton, with some Jericho hitting finishers and Del Rio taking finishers sprinkled in. This should be a very good Fatal Four Way. All the competitors are hard workers with good styles that can mesh. Sheamus the power house, Orton the methodical wrestler, Del Rio the technician, and Jericho is all around-er. Of course it will turn into a finisher-fest by the end but hopefully they get a long match and then it will be very entertaining.

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a singles match for the WWE Championship

YES YES YES! This match is gonna be AWESOME. It's no secret that I love both of these guys! Both are phenomenal in the ring and on the mic. While Punk has the WWE experience that Bryan doesn't they both grew up on the indy circuit. They honed their craft and now they're fighting for what's arguably the biggest and well known title in sports entertainment. I hope they get 30 minutes and if they do this will probably rival any match from this or last year.

Winner (And New WWE Champion): Daniel Bryan

John Cena vs John Laurinaitis in a singles match (If Laurinaitis loses he is fired from the WWE)
For some reason this is gonna be the main event over a fatal four way and a mega singles match for both companies world titles. Well I guess story-line wise it's for control of the company and if the face of the company can over come. I get it, but don't make this the main event. It's yet another gimmick or "big time" match that is overshadowing all the real talent (and there is a TON of potential good matches) on the card. In short the "fired" Big Show interferes, Cena loses and Laurinaitis keeps his job. PEOPLE POWER!
Winner: John Laurinaitis

Winners
Kane
Santino or Cody Rhodes
Layla
Zig-Swag
Sheamus
Daniel Bryan
John Laurinaitis

Fat Jesus' WWE Extreme Rules 2012 Predictions

Like Backlash of old, WWE has turned Extreme Rules into the Wrestlemania rematch PPV. 'Cept it's more gimmicky. 4 of these matches are rematches from WM and three of them are again title bouts.

Nikki Bella (WWE Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a single match for the WWE Divas Championship

Bella are awful wrestlers and Beth Phoenix not only knows what she's doing BUT is good at what she does. Pretty sure they're going to continues with the ankle injury thing though. Shame. Beth is easily the best diva on the roster.

Winner (And Still Divas Champion): Nikki Bella

Randy Orton vs Kane in a Fall Count Anywhere Match

This is another feud I can't quite understand. The build has been them trying to get into each others head to no avail. Still don't know why they started feuding, but they've given us a couple solid matches. Doesn't make me care at all about this though.

Winner: Randy Orton

Santino (WWE United States Champion) vs The Miz in a singles match for the WWE United States Champion

Really no reason for this match. Really no reason for Santino to have the title tbh. But WWE logic makes no sense. Santino retains.

Winner (And Still United States Champion): Santino

The Big Show (WWE Intercontinental Champion) vs Cody Rhodes in a tables match for the Intercontinental Championship

I don't mind a win by either here. Let Cody have a long run by winning it back. Or let Big Show keep it and have a long reign while Cody moves up to the  main event area.

Winner (And Still Intercontinental Champion): The Big Show

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Chris Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship

Don't like gimmicky matches like this or street fights for that matter. But I think these two can make it work. Both will work hard and I love both in the ring and on the mic. The build up was nice as well.

Winner (And Still WWE Champion): CM Punk

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a 2-Out-Of-3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Champion

Give this 30 minutes and it will be match of the night. Both are hard workers and always put on GREAT matches when given the time. YES YES YES YES!

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

Brock Lesnar vs John Cena in an Extreme Rules match

I don't think John Cena, the poster boy, is going to lose two PPVs in a row. I'm more looking and how well Brock will be able to keep up in his first match (and this could be a grueling one) back with the company.

Winner: Brock Leasnar

Winners

Nikki Bella

Randy Orton

Santino*

The Big Show

CM Punk

Sheamus

Brock Lesnar