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Saturday, September 15, 2012

Fat Jesus' WWE Night of Champions 2012 Predictions

Night of Champions, formerly known as Vengeance and Vengeance: Night of Champions has really grown into it's own. I've always liked the idea of a show where the champions were honored and got to take the spotlight. Now it's right after Summerslam it always has the possibility to have a three way PPV punch starting with Money in the Bank. I usually like these events and hope this doesn't disappoint.

Battle Royal to Determine the No.1 Contender for the United States Championship
This will be short. WHO CARES. I haven't cared about any of these and I'm not going to start. I wouldn't doubt Santino somehow winning and us having a terrible match between the two again...this time on PPV though.
Winner: Santino

Antoino Cesaro  vs Whoever wins That Battle Roayal in a singles match for the United States Championship
Not a match I'm crazy about. But I like Cesaro and if it's someone like maybe Zack Ryder, this could be a nice little match for the USC. Either way though, I think Cesaro and his hussie microphone holder keep the title for awhile longer.
Winner (and STILL United States Champion): Antonio Cesaro

Layla (Divas Champion) vs Kaitlyn in a singles match for the Divas Championship
 Kaitlyn has really grown on me over the past month-ish and if you know me or read these you know I love Layla. I don't mind either of them. Kaitlyn is botch prone though and Layla is improving but can't carry a match. Even if they both have delectable hineys I think no one wins this and it should end in a "double cunt out." See what I did thar? If I have to pick a winner, Layla. (Hopefully) Beth comes out and wrecks whoever wins.
Winner (and STILL Divas Champion): Layla

 Kofi Kingston/R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Team Friendship [Daniel Bryan/Kane] in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
 Kane and D-Bry have the only story-line I'm remotely into right now. The skits are funny and these two have been two of the best in-ring this year. Which is why they could bring some legitimacy to the tag division by holding the title for a while. Let them win over Team Black, Gabriel/Kidd, Prime Time Players, Primo/Epico, etc. Gets the tag division built and lets the young'ns win over veterans/former world champs.
Winners (and NEW WWE Tag Team Champions): Daniel Bryan and Kane

The Miz (Intercontinental Champion) vs Rey Mysterio vs Sin Cara vs Cody Rhodes in a Fatal Four Way for the Intercontinental Championship
 No build at all accept Rhodes wants his title back, attacked The Miz on Monday and everyone else has pinned Miz. This could really get the crowd into the show and as long as there not too much botching it could be a very entertaining match. I really don't think the title changes hands but if it does I'm sure they'll give it to Rey.
Winner (and NEW Intercontinental Champion): Rey Mysterio

Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler (Mr. Money in the Bank) in a singles match 
As long as Dolph holds MitB he's going to continue having matches like these at PPVs. Which I don't mind at all. Great match with Jericho at SS and if given time these can have a nice match as well. While I'm not the biggest Orton fan his matches with Ziggler are good. Give them some time and this'll be solid. BUT I do want him to cash in and this is the prime night to do so I'd think. Solid match, but WWE loves Orton and I don't think he loses here.
Winner: Randy Orton

 Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. This match again? I honestly don't care. Like both guys, don't like their matches though. Short thoughts on this one. Brogue Kick banned? Who cares. It's literally a big boot. Move the title to Del Rio or move on and let Ziggler feud with Sheamus. BUT look out! I really think that Dolph Ziggler may cash in after the match.
Winner (and STILL World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs John Cena in a singles match for the WWE Championship
CM Punk is in full heel mode now. Attacking the fans, Cena, King, etc in great promos and segments. Add Heyman to the mix and this could be the Fall of Punk this year. Cena is still...well Cena. Cena/Punk had a good promo to match on Moday, that will be overshadowed by King's untimely heart attack, #GetWellJerry. I like this match and truly hope it main events as Punk v Cena matches haven't disappointed me yet and I'd like to see another chapter. And for Punk to keep this epic title reign going.
Winner (and STILL WWE Champion): CM Punk

Winners
Santino (Battle Royal)
Antonio Cesaro (still United States Champion)
Layla (still Divas Champion)
Daniel Bryan/Kane (new WWE Tag Team Champions)
Rey Mysterio (new Intercontinental Champion)
Randy Orton
Sheamus (still World Heavyweight Champion)
CM Punk (still WWE Champion)

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Fat Jesus' WWE Summerslam 2012 Predictions

 This is the grand 25th Anniversary of WWE's now "Biggest Party of the Summer". I love the Summerslam event and for they most part they've never disappointed me. This is like the Wrestlemania of the Summer and they usually go all out. And I think, from what's been announced, it will be a decent show.

Santino (United States Champion) vs Antoino Cesaro w/Aksana in a isngels match for the United States Champion
This is just another pre-PPV blech filler match. Although this has potential more than the others. Santino is decent enough when given time and Cesaro is very nice raw talent. Hopefully a decent match occurs here.
Winner (New United States Champion): Antonio Cesaro

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs Prime Time Players (Darren Young/Titus O'Neil) in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
I don't know why but I love the Prime Time Players. I don't mind Truth and Kofi but they have no reason to have the belts as they're never on TV. As bad as AW screwed up, that could only help PTP. I don't mind fresh faces with decent talent getting a chance to shine.
Winners (New WWE Tag Team Champions): Prime Time Players

Kane vs Daniel Bryan in a singles match
This match was thrown in I believe cause they've feuded before and Bryan and his "No No No" have NO match. They've had matches before and they've been solid. So I have no reason to think this will be bad. I just think it's out of no where. Filler, but good filler I hope.
Winner: Daniel Bryan

The Miz (Intercontinental Champion) vs Rey Mysterio in a singles match for Intercontinental Championship
 Yet another match to throw in to complete a card. But this has potential to be great. Even though it's probably here to give Rey the title, it should be decent enough. Miz has grown to hold his own and as long a Rey doesn't botch too much they can have a decent little match.
Winner (And still Intercontinental Champion): The Miz

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman in a singles match
This match has definitely had the most hype behind it. This is Triple H's first match since Wrestlemania and Brock's second match since returning. Like Heyman said this won't be a match this will be more of a brawl/fight. I wouldn't be surprised if Steph came out also, even with what happened to Shawn on Monday, I think we'll have an appearance as well. This can be fairly good I think, like his match with Cena. I'm just worried it will take precedence over other, bigger, matches.
Winner: Brock Lesnar

Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler w/Vickie Guerrero in a singles match 
This could and probably will be the match that steals the show. This also one of the few matches that had a build I was interested in. Jericho is one of my all time favorites and Ziggler, to me, is the top performer right now in the WWE. He has Vickie which garners him even more heel heat and Money in the Bank which almost guarantees him the world title. This match will be VERY good I think.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Not much more to say about this one than their Money in the Bank match. It will go on early and it will be good at best. They really need to find someone that meshes more with Del Rio (maybe Rey or Cody) and get Sheamus into a feud with Ziggler or Christian.
Winner (And still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs John Cena vs Big Show in a triple threat match for the WWE Champion
I have no clue why Big Show is in this match, he's literally just there. Also I'm asking why not make it a Fatal Four Way and throw in Bryan? As much as I love Punk though Cena hasn't had the title in ages and they made him fail the Money in the Bank cash in he had. The Punk turn is going well and I like him in a heel role more. He's just better at it. Anywho this could be a decent match Big Show is solid enough and we know Punk and Cena can have fantastic matches. Somehow I'm sure this won't be the main event and if it is, I'll be surprised.
Winner (And new WWE Champion): John Cena

Winners
Antonio Cesaro (New United States Champion)
Darren Young/Titus O'Neil (New WWE Tag Team Champions)
Daniel Bryan
The Miz (Retains Intercontinental Championship)
Brock Lesnar
Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus (Retains World Heavyweight Championship)
John Cena (New WWE Champion)

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Fat Jesus' WWE Money in the Bank 2012 Predictions

Since removing Money in the Bank from Wrestlemania, it's been at this annual PPV of the same name. Two Money in the Bank matches are held, also both world titles are defended with under-card matches. Basically  what should be a better than most PPV. It used to be one Money in the Bank match for each brand. But now there is one for the WWE Championship and one for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Hunico and Camacho in a Tag Team Match
For some reason WWE thinks these Pre-Show matches are good and get the viewers a home hyped up for the PPV. In reality these are just dark matches and even at they they usually don't get the crowd pumped at the area if that. Hunico and Camacho have no business being in a PPV or even Pre-PPV match. R-Truth and Kofi have better talent and presence. No reason for these two to lose.
Winners: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth


The Prime Time Players (Darren Young/Titus O'Neil) w/A.W. vs Epico and Primo w/Rosa Mendes in a tag team match
Filler match. PTP are the number one contenders. No reason they lose. But if they do no one cares still.
Winners: The Prime Time Players


Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins vs Ryback in a Two on One Handicap match
No one cares and is it not obvious who is winning? Gotta love these filler matches.
Winner: Ryback

Layla (Divas Champion), Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka vs Beth Phoenix, Natayla and Eve Torres in 6-Diva Tag Team match
No one cares about this filler match. Obviously the faces on the team with the champion will win. I love Layla. I also love Beth still though. Mmmmmm.
Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka

Dolph Ziggler, Christian (Intercontinental Champion), Tensai, Santino (United Stated Champion), Damien Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Sin Cara and Cody Rhodes in the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Match
This match has a ton of potential with people like Ziggler, Christian, Sin Cara and Rhodes. With the unknown factors of Kidd and Sandow in the mix this could steal this show. There's gonna be a lot of high flying. Some power spots probably involving Tensai. In the end though the only person I see winning or anywhere near the main event right now is Dolph Ziggler. Not only that but Dolph really does deserve it. Probably the best young talent on the roster right now.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler

The Big Show, Kane, The Miz, John Cena and Chris Jericho in the WWE Championship Money in the Bank Match 
 I'm going to start this by say that I DO NOT like that there are only four people in this match. Money in the Bank has always been a large ladder match where a least now-a-days, the young talent is allowed to shine, be exposed and work with the more experienced and higher up on the roster. This is a match that that only Chris Jericho needs to win. Cena and Big Show, as of late, are in the title picture whenever. I don't think Cena needs this, a "career boost", to get into the title picture. As much as I love Kane as of late, he doesn't need to go for the WWE Championship. Jericho is the best all round in this match and having never won his brainchild of a match, I think he deserves it.
Winner: Chris Jericho

 Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a Single Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
These two have really just brawled in the lead-up to this match. It's fine with me as Del Rio had to sit out of his first title shot at Sheamus after The Great Khali stupidly gave him a concussion leading into No Way Out. Both men work hard in the ring. Sheamus the brawler and Del Rio the technician. They mesh well enough and this should be a solid match they put on.
Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a No Disqualification Singles Match for the WWE Championship with special guest referee AJ
I still love this feud. They took Kane out of the match and picture and now it's my two favorite wrestlers on the roster and for well over a  year now my favorite Diva. The marriage proposal BS on Raw was for lack of a better term, terrible. But these are still the two guys (Punk and Bryan) that can put on a clinic in the ring. Throw in AJ and you've got a ton of outcome possibilities. As much as I wanted Daniel Bryan to win at No Way Out and as much as I want him to win now, I don't think it will happen. CM Punk will capitalize off of a mistake or AJ will help Punk win by either a fast count (I DON'T want that) or stopping Bryan from "cheating." Or vice-versa. Either way she's choosing one of them tonight.
Winner (And Still WWE Champion): CM Punk

Winners
Kofi Kingston and R-Truth
The Prime Time Players
Ryback
Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka
Dolph Ziggler (WHC MitB)
Chris Jericho (WWEC MitB)
Sheamus (Retains)
CM Punk (Retains)

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Fat Jesus' WWE No Way Out 2012 Predictions

No Way Out is back. For the first time in two years the No Way Out name is back on the PPV stage. All the PPVs since Wrestlemania and even Wrestlemania itself have been kind-of lackluster. Hopefully with this resurgence, and Money in the Bank and Summerslam on the horizon, that the PPV quality for now will start to improve.

Brodus Clay vs David Otunga in a singles match 
Okay I understand why this was made and if it was on the PPV itself I might have been mad. But I was okay with this until the torn MCL angle. I think these two could have a decent enough match with Brodus leading. But I REALLY don't think Otunga can carry a match.
Winner: Brodus Clay

The Usos vs Epico and Primo w/Rosa Mendes & Abe Washington vs Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd vs Darren Young and Titus O'Neil
Uhhh no clue who to pick but there's a lot of great young talent. Give them some time and give me a nice start to the show.
Winners (And New No.1 Contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championships): Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Sin Cara vs Hunico w/Cammacho in a singles match
Random match added to the PPV. Time filler. Blah Blah.
Winner: Sin Cara

Santino Marella (United States Champion) vs Ricardo Rodriguez in a Tuxedo Match
I have no clue what this match is nor do I know why it's on a PPV, but it better be done quickly. I'm pretty sure no one knows these two are even feuding and this is probably going to be a waste of a match.
Winner: Santino Marella

Layla (Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a single match for the Divas Championship
This could be a VERY nice match. Beth is easily the best diva on the roster in my opinion and Layla has really stepped up her game before injury and still looks good coming back. Give them time and I think we'll see a nice little divas match.
Winner (Still Divas Champion): Layla

Christian (Intercontinental Champion) vs Cody Rhodes in a singles match for the Intercontinental Championship
This could be another great match. They had a fantastic impromptu match at Over the Limit where Christian took the title from Cody. Now Cody has cut some good promos the past couple weeks, and both guys have had good matches too boot. Both are warmed up and primed for a great Round 2.
Winner (And Still Intercontinental Champion): Christian

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Dolph Ziggler in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Originally this was going to be a match between Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus and granted I was excited for it. Both guys work hard and are good in-ring. But Khali screwed up and dun concussed Del Rio. Now we have what should be ANOTHER fantastic match between these two guys on a PPV scale. They had two great TV matches on Raw and Smackdown and now get the PPV showcase? I'm ready for a great match.
Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan vs Kane in a triple threat match for the WWE Championship
I love the build-up and potential of this match. The interactions between AJ and every one of the guys is awesome. From being apprehensive to Bryan, making out with Kane and the dating of CM Punk, AJ has been a great in this love square. Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have already proven they can put on a great match and adding in a hard working big man like Kane an only add to what was a great match at Over the Limit.
Winner (And New WWE Champion): Daniel Bryan

John Cena w/Mr. McMahon vs Big Show w/John Laurinaitis (If Big Show wins John Cena will be fired and if John Cena Wins John Laurinaitis will be fired)
I get the build up for this with Big Show feeling underused and unappreciated and John Cena having something to prove (yet again). But somehow this is still going to be the main event over WWE and World Heavyweight Championship matches. Cena has been a hard worker over the past couple years and Big Show has always been one as well. But like his matches with Lesnar and Johnny, they're not going to be spectacular, they are story-line driven, and really shouldn't be main event of the night.
Winner: John Cena

Winners
Brodus Clay
Darren Young and Titus O'Neil
Santino Marella
Layla (Still Divas Champion)
Christian (Still Intercontinental Champion)
Sheamus (Still World Heavyweight Champion)
Sin Cara
Daniel Bryan (New WWE Champion)
John Cena

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Fat Jesus' WWE Over the Limit 2012 Predictions

Welp here's another month and another WWE PPV. This time it's Over the Limit. Can Money in the Bank or Summerslam or In Your House get here already? At least this one isn't gimmickfied. There's potential in all announced matches and one could easily be match of the year worthy. Anywho let's dive into some wrasslin predictions!

"People Power" Battle Royal with the winner facing Santino for the United States Championship or Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Championship
This is really only for filler. If a heel wins they'd  probably face Santino for the United States Championship and if a face wins they'd challenge Rhodes for the Intercontinental Championship. In either case I don't think the title would change hands. But it would be a little more likely if the person who won challenged Santino. Could be a decent match either way though I guess.
Winner (And Still United States or Intercontinental Champion): Santino or Cody Rhodes

Zack Ryder vs Kane in a singles match
I honestly have no clue why they're doing this match and of people even still remember that they at one point had a feud. Either way its in the pre-show and no ones going to remember it anyway. I expect a promo from Ryder or something before he gets killed by Kane in 10 minutes.
Winner: Kane

Layla (Diva's Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a singles match for the WWE Diva's Championship
I love both these divas. Beth is easily the most talented diva on the roster and before Layla's injury last year she was easily the most improved. There was a good divas match at (Elimination Chamber I believe) involving Beth and Tamina. This could be another worthy match in what is usually an awful Divas division.
Winner (And Still Divas Champion): Layla

Kofi Kingston/R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
I don't know why WWE likes to throw tag teams together and give them the belts rather than just having one of the few tag teams they have atm win the belts. Kofi is now thrown with R-Truth (before with Evan Bourne) to forever be mid-card and be a place holder champion. At least I think. While this will be a great match as all 4 men are extremely talented, I've been saying that Ziggler, Swagger or both need titles. This is their out.
Winners (And New WWE Tag Team Champions): Zig-Swag

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio vs Chris Jericho vs Randy Orton in a Fatal Four Way match for the World Heavyweight Champion
The build-up for this has wholly been between Sheamus and Randy Orton, with some Jericho hitting finishers and Del Rio taking finishers sprinkled in. This should be a very good Fatal Four Way. All the competitors are hard workers with good styles that can mesh. Sheamus the power house, Orton the methodical wrestler, Del Rio the technician, and Jericho is all around-er. Of course it will turn into a finisher-fest by the end but hopefully they get a long match and then it will be very entertaining.
Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a singles match for the WWE Championship
YES YES YES! This match is gonna be AWESOME. It's no secret that I love both of these guys! Both are phenomenal in the ring and on the mic. While Punk has the WWE experience that Bryan doesn't they both grew up on the indy circuit. They honed their craft and now they're fighting for what's arguably the biggest and well known title in sports entertainment. I hope they get 30 minutes and if they do this will probably rival any match from this or last year.
Winner (And New WWE Champion): Daniel Bryan

John Cena vs John Laurinaitis in a singles match (If Laurinaitis loses he is fired from the WWE)
For some reason this is gonna be the main event over a fatal four way and a mega singles match for both companies world titles. Well I guess story-line wise it's for control of the company and if the face of the company can over come. I get it, but don't make this the main event. It's yet another gimmick or "big time" match that is overshadowing all the real talent (and there is a TON of potential good matches) on the card. In short the "fired" Big Show interferes, Cena loses and Laurinaitis keeps his job. PEOPLE POWER!
Winner: John Laurinaitis

Winners
Kane
Santino or Cody Rhodes
Layla
Zig-Swag
Sheamus
Daniel Bryan
John Laurinaitis

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Fat Jesus' WWE Extreme Rules 2012 Predictions

Like Backlash of old, WWE has turned Extreme Rules into the Wrestlemania rematch PPV. 'Cept it's more gimmicky. 4 of these matches are rematches from WM and three of them are again title bouts.

Nikki Bella (WWE Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a single match for the WWE Divas Championship
Bella are awful wrestlers and Beth Phoenix not only knows what she's doing BUT is good at what she does. Pretty sure they're going to continues with the ankle injury thing though. Shame. Beth is easily the best diva on the roster.
Winner (And Still Divas Champion): Nikki Bella

Randy Orton vs Kane in a Fall Count Anywhere Match
This is another feud I can't quite understand. The build has been them trying to get into each others head to no avail. Still don't know why they started feuding, but they've given us a couple solid matches. Doesn't make me care at all about this though.
Winner: Randy Orton

Santino (WWE United States Champion) vs The Miz in a singles match for the WWE United States Champion
Really no reason for this match. Really no reason for Santino to have the title tbh. But WWE logic makes no sense. Santino retains.
Winner (And Still United States Champion): Santino

The Big Show (WWE Intercontinental Champion) vs Cody Rhodes in a tables match for the Intercontinental Championship
I don't mind a win by either here. Let Cody have a long run by winning it back. Or let Big Show keep it and have a long reign while Cody moves up to the  main event area.
Winner (And Still Intercontinental Champion): The Big Show

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Chris Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship
Don't like gimmicky matches like this or street fights for that matter. But I think these two can make it work. Both will work hard and I love both in the ring and on the mic. The build up was nice as well.
Winner (And Still WWE Champion): CM Punk

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a 2-Out-Of-3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Champion
Give this 30 minutes and it will be match of the night. Both are hard workers and always put on GREAT matches when given the time. YES YES YES YES!
Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

Brock Lesnar vs John Cena in an Extreme Rules match
I don't think John Cena, the poster boy, is going to lose two PPVs in a row. I'm more looking and how well Brock will be able to keep up in his first match (and this could be a grueling one) back with the company.
Winner: Brock Leasnar

Winners
Nikki Bella
Randy Orton
Santino*
The Big Show
CM Punk
Sheamus
Brock Lesnar

Friday, November 4, 2011

The Smackdown Lowdown 11/4/11

Do we really need an intro from a random show in limbo before Survivor Series? The Rock is "back" on Raw, CM Punk is No.1 Contender for Alberto Del Rio's WWE Championship and we're going to see what becomes of Mark Henry and the World Heavyweight Championship here on Smackdown. I hear there's a Street Fight between the Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton. So let's give ya the lowdown on Smackdown!

Randy Orton beat Cody Rhodes (Interconteninal Champion) via pinfall in Street Fight: 8/10 or 4/5 Stars
I like this little feud. Both men have been working well with each other and it has produced a couple good matches and great promos out of Rhodes. By this point this is a 30 minutes awesome-fest. It's not technical, but it's taken 3 commercial breaks to fit this very good street fight into the show. End match, Orton hits Rhodes with the mask and rolls into the snap powerslam. Orton sets up for the RKO, Rhodes pushes off and hits the Beautiful Disaster for a long two. Rhodes goes for the Cross Rhodes, Orton spins out and tries  to hit the second rope DDT. Rhodes slips out to the floor and they brawl at ringside until Orton hits a DDT off the barricade  Orton throws Rhodes back in the ring and blasts him with a RKO for the pinfall in this near 30 minutes match. Afterward, Randy is leaving ringside and notices a paper bag on the floor. He picks it up, goes back into the ring and proceeded to place the paper bag on Cody Rhodes' head.

We get the Raw Rebound as we go to commercial break, showing more Triple H and Kevin Nash stuff. I really didn't pay attention to this on Raw or in the Rebound just now.

We get welcomed back by Matt Striker saying that he'll have an interview with the World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry later.

Ted DiBiase beat Tyson Kidd via pinfall in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
DiBiase has always had potentinal and I've always said WWE needs to do more with him. Tyson Kidd, I think, is a stud in the making someday. This is a little more than a squash, but one none the less. DiBiase ends the match with Dream Street after a couple minutes.

Matt Striker is in the back with Mark Henry. Henry starts talking about giving the Big Show plenty of chances, for something, he trails off when he sees Daniel Bryan standing at the Kraft Food service in the back. He tell Bryan he better not be thinking about cashing in on him. Bryans says he's still cashing in a Wrestlemania. Henry then says he can wait till the second coming, but he won't beat him. Henry then says he's going to Teddy to make a match between the two.

Alicia Fox beat Natayla via pinfall in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
End match Nattie puts on a Boston crab. Alicia gets out and hits a wobbly insiguri, and the a somersault leg drop for the one, two, three. Nothing really to say....

Big Show comes out to the ring. As he does they show Mark Henry and Big Show breaking the ring at Vengeance and he says they have unfinished business. Shows says that every week Henry doesn't respond that mama said to knock you out. Christian's music hits and he comes out to the ring. Christian said that the "mama said knock you out" line was as big as it was gonna get. Big Show agrees and starts to leave, But Christian ponders why Show thinks he should get one more match. After a huge spiel by Christian, the Big Show starts to scratch his chin. Christian calls him out on trying to knock him the fuck out, but instead of punching him in the face he gives him a chokeslam as we go to commercial.

Christian vs Sheamus in a single match: Never Started
As Sheamus is coming down to the ring Christian is still reeling form the chokeslam and says that he can't compete. Wade Barrett's music hits. As he walks down to the ring he says Christian is in no condition to compete that he has a suitable replacement, him.

Wade Barrett beat Sheamus via pinfall in a singles match: 6/10 or 3/5 Stars
Barrett steps in the ring and the match immediately begins. I like all these guy out here at ringside too.  Barrett throws a bunch of knee lifts as Sheamus is in the ropes and big boots Sheamus out of the ring as we go to commercial break. End match Sheamus hits a flurry of offense. Sheamus is going for the Celtic Cross and Christian hops on the apron, distracting Sheamus.  Barrett then rolls up Sheamus into a schoolboy for the 1-2-3. After the match Christian spears Sheamus before leaving with Barrett to the back. 

As we come back Sheamus is giving a beat down to Christian in the back. Sheamus is then hit form behind by Barrett and they brawl until being broken up by security.

Daniel Bryan is getting ready in the back and Big Show walks up. Bryan says he's got it, but Big Show insists on being in his corner with his match against Mark Henry.

We get another Raw Rebound, this time we go over The Muppets taking over Raw on Monday. I liked it. I love The Muppets comedy and style, and they had some great moments in my humble opinion.

More Brodus Clay promos and he's finally re-debuting on Raw this Monday. Let's hope he eats Hornswoggle on-air.

Sin Cara beat Epico via DQ in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
Epico, new guy, I guess. And he can throw suplexes! Dear Lord, back suplexes, Germans, etc. Epico then slaps on the Gory Special wow! End match, Sin Cara is going to the top rope for the swanton bomb. Huncio pushes him off the top rope for the DQ. Afterward Huncio and Epico give SinCara a beatdown. (This was very badly written, but I don't wanna rewrite, so live with it.)

Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) beat Daniel Bryan (Mr. Money in the Bank) w/Big Show via DQ in a singles match: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
 This was basically a main event squash match. But Bryan did get offense in, sleepers, a guillotine or two, and the that awesome flurry of kicks. End match Bryan was getting pummeled by Henry in the corner. After a running clothesline on Bryan, Big Show comes into the ring and KNOCKS Henry THE FUCK OUT. About as much as I expected from this to be honest.

After the match Big Show urges Daniel Bryan to cash in his Money in the Bank cause Henry was KO'd. Bryan climbs back in the ring and goes to hit Henry with the briefcase before cashing in. Instead he takes The Worlds Strongest Slam. Big Show the jumps in the ring and Henry blats him with the briefcase and hits another Worlds Strongest Slam on Big Show. At this point Teddy Long comes out and announces that at Survivor Series it will be the rematch of Big Show vs Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Smackdown Rating: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
Last Week: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
Yet ANOTHER another solid week for Smackdown. The promos  that were done were good. There was a ton of in-ring action. Sheamus and Barrett put on a good match and the 30 minute Street Fight between Rhodes and Orton to start the show was amazing. Watch that match if you watch any wrestling this week. I think we're moving nicely to Survivor Series as well. When there's not only two week between PPVs, there's time to build good story-lines and not seem like a bunch of morons without any wrestling sense.

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Friday, October 7, 2011

The Smackdown Lowdown [10/7/11]


Coming off Hell in a Cell, that was Sunday right, we get Smackdown. At least I think we do, since all the superstars walked out on Monday Night Raw. In any event, Mark Henry has retained the World Heavyweight Championship after his Hell in a Cell match and even Big Show is slated to return this evening. Anywho, let's get a write-up of this Smackdown going. Here's the lowdown on Smackdown.

We open the show with a video package highlights everyone questioning Triple H as COO, into what happened on Monday Night Raw where everyone aired their thoughts and grievances twoards Triple H and voted "no confidence" before walking out.

Teddy Long is in the back with Zack Ryder and he just got off the phone with Triple H. Zack is relieved that his name didn't come up. Teddy tells him that Triple H has left him in charge of Smackdown and that Raws' loss is Smackdown's gain.

The Bow-Tie Faction is in the ring. Vickie Guerrero, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, Christian, and David Otunga. Vickie is yelling "Excuse me" in the ring and welcomes us to the one year anniversary of Smackdown on SyFy. Christian takes over and tell us that his first opposition to Triple H is what started this whole "Walkout" situation. Ziggler takes the mic and tells us that because everyone banded together they were able to help superstars makes some of the best decisions of their lives. Otunga is handed the mic and tells us that until Triple H is gone they won't be happy. If he doesn't step down everyone is going to walk out of the WWE altogether. Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes then go on to tell us that they had to suffer through the weeks of the COO Triple H's reign. Cody says that they owe all this to one man. Swagger is handed the mic and tells us all to respect the WWE Champion. Alberto Del Rio's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Del Rio tells us that when he talks, we need to listen. That despite Triple H putting him in that Hell in a Cell match, he came out champion. He takes credit inspiring all the WWE stars to walk out on Raw. Del Rio is here to compete, he says, to show us what we'll be missing on Raw. Teddy's music hits and he makes a zinger about the audience walking out if they keep talking. Teddy tells Christian and Cody they should be in the back getting ready for the tag team main event later. In which it will be Christian and Cody against Sheamus and Randy Orton. Also Del Rio is put into a match with Sin Cara this is next. Del Rio tells Teddy to shut up cause he is the the only sensation Mexican or American and he's the best in the world.

Alberto Del Rio (WWE Champion) beat Sin Cara (Blue) via submission in a singles match: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
We come back live and Ricardo gives Del Rio another grand introduction, Sin Cara hits the ring and the match begins. They looks like they could work well together, but there is no was Cara will ever get to Del Rios level in the WWE, IMO. End match Sin Cara hits an around the world DDT for a two count. Sin Cara then goes to the top rope, jumps off and takes a double knees to the arms. Then Del Rio slaps on the corkscrew cross arm-breaker and Sin Cara taps out.

After the match, the black Sin Cara comes out and beats down the blue Sin Cara. Hitting a hammerlock suplex then a swanton bomb.

We cut to the commentators and Cole tells us he walked out cause he believes Triple H was doing a horrible job as CEO. Booker then says he agrees with Triple H and he only left on Monday night to go to the bathroom. Anal bleeding? Sure let's go with that. 

Striker is in the back with the WWE Tag Team Champions Air Boom. Bourne and Kofi have a match against Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger later tonight. Borune then says they walked out on their own volition. They believe until Triple H steps down the WWE will be stuck in this state of chaos. And that if they can't wrestle on Raw, they'll still be here to wrestle on Smackdown.

Jack Swagger and Dolph Zigger (United States Champion) w/Vickie Guerrero beat Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston [Air Boom] (WWE Tag Team Champions) via pinfall in a tag team match: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
Air Boom is heading out to the ring, when they're blind-sided by Ziggler and Swagger. They give them a beat down of their lives ending with Bourne taking the Zig Zag on the floor while Vickie looked on impressed. We come back from commercial to Kofi and Ziggler and Swagger in the ring. The ref rings the bell and we have a match after all. End match, Kofi hits a clothesline on Ziggler. Bourne finally gets to the apron and tags himself in. He gets a bit of offense in before Ziggler hits another Zig Zag and tags in Swagger. He hits the Gut-wrench  powerbomb and covers him for the pinfall.

Beth Phoenix (Divas Champion) w/Natyala vs Alicia Fox in a singles match: NR
This is gonna either suck or REALLY suck. By the time I finished that sentence Beth hit the Glamslam for the 1-2-3.

Afterward Natyala slaps on the brutal modified surfboard submission and as Alicia is in the hold Beth tells her to cry and scream into the mic, for EVERYONE to hear.

We get a package showing The Big Show/Mark Henry interactions from a few months ago. Mark Henry breaking Big Show's leg and Big Show saying he lit Mark Henry's fire and he can put it out.

The Big Show's music hits and the big man is back. He gets a good pop form the crowd as well. He looks pumped and excited as he heads down and gets in the ring. Show tells us that the last four months have been brutal with his broken ankle. We see the footage of Henry doing it at Money in the Bank. Show says he thought he was infallible and that he was humbled by Mark Henry. He says the emotional pain along with the physical pain was used to make him even stronger and that he's going to pay Henry back ten-fold. Show says that Henry has been on a roll for the past four months, but he says that Henry's roll is a down hill one, and that he's waiting for Henry at the bottom. Show then goes onto say that he's going to take the thing that has validated his whole career the World Heavyweight Championship. And that he'll settle for nothing less than one on one for the title. Mark Henry's music hits and he comes out to the stage. Henry tells Show that a lot has happened since he left. Taking out Kane, Kozlov, and even Jerry Lawler. But the most important thing is that he beat Randy Orton. Henry asks though, what has he done to deserve it. That all he's done is sit at home for four months on a vacation afforded by him. Henry then says that he'll get an answer, but it'll be on Mark Henry, world champion, time. Big Show says that if he doesn't get the answer he wants he's putting Henry through the announce table and breaking his ankle.

Striker is in the back with Randy Orton. Orton says that he's not going whine like Christian, and he'll just going to go through the Smackdown roster to get to the top again. He then goes onto say that he wasn't out there on Raw because he can deal with Triple H if has has a problem and that he doesn't play well with others. And that Sheamus, his partner later, wasn't out there either, but that it doesn't bode well for Christian and Cody Rhodes.

As we come back to Smackdown we get a Brodus Clay video package. Dude's big and can throw a suplex. All you need to know.

Ezekiel Jackson vs Jinder Mahal in singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
Gender was yelling about something in Indian in the ring . Big Zeke hits the ring, tells him to shush twice before decking him, and then the match gets underway. This is pointless, why should I care about either of these guys when there's so much Raw star-power in the back. End match Ezekiel throws about 50 bodyslams and goes for the torture rack. Mahal slips out the back and puts some offense and a front face lock on Jackson. Jackson pushes off and hits another 50 bodyslams, slaps on the torture rack and Mahal taps out.

Teddy and Johhny Ace have a conversation about how the WWE is in uncharted waters after Raw Monday and that...fuck it, I wasn't paying attention here, but I assume it was about Teddy needs to keep Smackdown in order cause Raw is so messed up.

We cut to the announcers and Hornswoggle comes out from under the ring. Oh God. Him and Booker inexplicably do the Spin-A-Roonie in the ring. Christian's music hits and he walks down to the ring and afterward Cody's music hits as well and looks like our tag team main event is about to start.

Sheamus/Randy Orton beat Cody Rhodes (Intercontinental Champion)/Christian via pinfall in a tag team match: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
We come back from commercial and as Sheamus and Orton come out Cole explains why Rhodes is holding the new "old" ICC belt. I like both pairings and if all the combos that can be put together with this tag match looks good to me.  Christian and Cody use hell trickery to get advantage over Orton as we go into commercial break. End match Christian goes for a spear but gets a boot instead. Orton tags in Sheamus and Christian tags in Rhodes. Sheamus takes down Rhodes and misses the flying shoulder block. He sets up for the Blarney Boot but Christian intervenes. Sheamus hits him off the apron then follows Christian outside the ring. Orton is tagged in and hits the RKO as all this is happening. And Rhodes is pinned for the 1-2-3.

We get the same package we opened the show with about "The Walkout" before Mark Henry comes out next to answer Big Show's ultimatum.

Mark Henry asks if we know who he is. He lists off all his titles and tells us hes infallible. Henry then tells us that Big Show will....not be getting a title shot. Big Show storms out to the ring and a brawl ensues between the two. After a thunderous spear to Henry form the Big Show, Show starts throw the security around like dolls. As he's taking out the security, Henry climbs out of the ring and walks away. Big Show isn't done yet as he starts being on Henry again. But this time Henry is a bit more prepared and he throws Big Show into the barricade. He then sets up the announce table and grabs Show. Show fights out of the Worlds Strongest Slam and hits a choke slam on Henry through the announce table. Big Show then grabs a steel chair and puts it on Henry's ankle and drags the steel steps over. As Big Show is about to jump on the chair Teddy runs out and tell Big Show he's got his title shot, but only if he doesn't continue. Big show begins to walk away, but then goes back and hits Henry with the steel chair and walks away. We end Smackdown with Big Show looking back at his handy work done to the world champ Mark Henry.

Smackdown Rating: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
Last week: 6/10 or 3/5 Stars
I don't want to write a huge paragraph about this show cause it was bad. I think WWE doesn't know what do do with anything since everyone walked out Monday and they threw this show together. I didn't like it, it was long, promo-filled, and the matches (besides the main event) were all too short and just plain bad. I mean if you have to watch it go for it. I didn't like this week though. I'm not proof reading either tonight..cause I frankly don't care, hopefully it's not too bad.

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

WWE Hell in a Cell 2011 Picks


There's been two weeks of build-up to this PPV since the debacle that was Night of Champions and I'll be damned if there were any real build-up, besides "I want my title back", "I'm sick of fluke wins" or "You cost me a title you're gonna pay." So this PPV I'll be post how I think the match is gonna go, who's gonna win and who I want to win. Simple enough eh? I hope so.

Sheamus vs Christian in a singles match
This could be another great match/feud for Christian. He brought Randy Orton up to some of his best matches in years, and Sheamus has been working hard and looking good as of late. This is one of those  "You're a whiny bitch" and "In turn you cost me a title" angles and I'm fine with that. They had two weeks to build-up. Hopefully this gets 15-18 minutes and let's Christian/Sheamus possibly steal the show.
Winner: Sheamus
Who I Want To Win: Christian

Kelly Kelly (Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a singles match for the Divas Championship
You all know the story, The Divas of Doom (Beth and Natyala) are sick of the current, let's be frank, shitty divas. Yet they can't get wins over the likes of Kelly Kelly and Eve. I think if Beth doesn't win here she's not gonna get the belt. Which is a shame cause she's the best diva currently on the roster.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Who I Want To Win: Beth Phoenix

Sin Cara (Blue) vs Sin Cara (Black) in a singles match
Weird way to bring the real sin Cara back. But as long as he wins, I think he the black one, in a non-botchfilled match it'll be good. Nothing much to say, hopefully it's just a good match between the two.
Winner: Sin Cara (Black)
Who I Want To Win: Sin Cara (Black)

Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Randy Orton in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship
I like them putting the title on the monster and proprietor of the Hall of Pain that is Mark Henry. He's legit right now after taking out superstars and beating Orton clean at Night of Champions. But this is Orton and if things aren't going well he's one of Vince's WWE Viagra pills. I like Henry as champ, and I only liked Orton as champ cause of Christian matches. The Hell in a Cell match should be meh at best though.
Winner: Randy Orton
Who I Want To Win: Mark Henry

John Cena (WWE Champion) vs CM Punk vs Alberto Del Rio in a Triple Threat Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Championship
CM Punk finally get's his rematch from the Summerslam loss to Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio gets his rematch from his loss to John Cena at Night of Champions. Del Rio went nuts on Cena/Punk at the end of Raw and for the first time looked strong. CM Punk and John Cena have already proven they can go and put on a great match. Throw 'em in a Hell in a Cell and see what comes of it. I think it'll be the match of the night too.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
Who I Want To Win: CM Punk