The Smackdown Lowdown 11/4/11

Do we really need an intro from a random show in limbo before Survivor Series? The Rock is "back" on Raw, CM Punk is No.1 Contender for Alberto Del Rio's WWE Championship and we're going to see what becomes of Mark Henry and the World Heavyweight Championship here on Smackdown. I hear there's a Street Fight between the Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton. So let's give ya the lowdown on Smackdown!

Randy Orton beat Cody Rhodes (Interconteninal Champion) via pinfall in Street Fight: 8/10 or 4/5 Stars

I like this little feud. Both men have been working well with each other and it has produced a couple good matches and great promos out of Rhodes. By this point this is a 30 minutes awesome-fest. It's not technical, but it's taken 3 commercial breaks to fit this very good street fight into the show. End match, Orton hits Rhodes with the mask and rolls into the snap powerslam. Orton sets up for the RKO, Rhodes pushes off and hits the Beautiful Disaster for a long two. Rhodes goes for the Cross Rhodes, Orton spins out and tries  to hit the second rope DDT. Rhodes slips out to the floor and they brawl at ringside until Orton hits a DDT off the barricade  Orton throws Rhodes back in the ring and blasts him with a RKO for the pinfall in this near 30 minutes match. Afterward, Randy is leaving ringside and notices a paper bag on the floor. He picks it up, goes back into the ring and proceeded to place the paper bag on Cody Rhodes' head.

We get the Raw Rebound as we go to commercial break, showing more Triple H and Kevin Nash stuff. I really didn't pay attention to this on Raw or in the Rebound just now.

We get welcomed back by Matt Striker saying that he'll have an interview with the World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry later.

Ted DiBiase beat Tyson Kidd via pinfall in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars

DiBiase has always had potentinal and I've always said WWE needs to do more with him. Tyson Kidd, I think, is a stud in the making someday. This is a little more than a squash, but one none the less. DiBiase ends the match with Dream Street after a couple minutes.

Matt Striker is in the back with Mark Henry. Henry starts talking about giving the Big Show plenty of chances, for something, he trails off when he sees Daniel Bryan standing at the Kraft Food service in the back. He tell Bryan he better not be thinking about cashing in on him. Bryans says he's still cashing in a Wrestlemania. Henry then says he can wait till the second coming, but he won't beat him. Henry then says he's going to Teddy to make a match between the two.

Alicia Fox beat Natayla via pinfall in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars

End match Nattie puts on a Boston crab. Alicia gets out and hits a wobbly insiguri, and the a somersault leg drop for the one, two, three. Nothing really to say....

Big Show comes out to the ring. As he does they show Mark Henry and Big Show breaking the ring at Vengeance and he says they have unfinished business. Shows says that every week Henry doesn't respond that mama said to knock you out. Christian's music hits and he comes out to the ring. Christian said that the "mama said knock you out" line was as big as it was gonna get. Big Show agrees and starts to leave, But Christian ponders why Show thinks he should get one more match. After a huge spiel by Christian, the Big Show starts to scratch his chin. Christian calls him out on trying to knock him the fuck out, but instead of punching him in the face he gives him a chokeslam as we go to commercial.

Christian vs Sheamus in a single match: Never Started

As Sheamus is coming down to the ring Christian is still reeling form the chokeslam and says that he can't compete. Wade Barrett's music hits. As he walks down to the ring he says Christian is in no condition to compete that he has a suitable replacement, him.

Wade Barrett beat Sheamus via pinfall in a singles match: 6/10 or 3/5 Stars

Barrett steps in the ring and the match immediately begins. I like all these guy out here at ringside too.  Barrett throws a bunch of knee lifts as Sheamus is in the ropes and big boots Sheamus out of the ring as we go to commercial break. End match Sheamus hits a flurry of offense. Sheamus is going for the Celtic Cross and Christian hops on the apron, distracting Sheamus.  Barrett then rolls up Sheamus into a schoolboy for the 1-2-3. After the match Christian spears Sheamus before leaving with Barrett to the back. 

As we come back Sheamus is giving a beat down to Christian in the back. Sheamus is then hit form behind by Barrett and they brawl until being broken up by security.

Daniel Bryan is getting ready in the back and Big Show walks up. Bryan says he's got it, but Big Show insists on being in his corner with his match against Mark Henry.

We get another Raw Rebound, this time we go over The Muppets taking over Raw on Monday. I liked it. I love The Muppets comedy and style, and they had some great moments in my humble opinion.

More Brodus Clay promos and he's finally re-debuting on Raw this Monday. Let's hope he eats Hornswoggle on-air.

Sin Cara beat Epico via DQ in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars

Epico, new guy, I guess. And he can throw suplexes! Dear Lord, back suplexes, Germans, etc. Epico then slaps on the Gory Special wow! End match, Sin Cara is going to the top rope for the swanton bomb. Huncio pushes him off the top rope for the DQ. Afterward Huncio and Epico give SinCara a beatdown. (This was very badly written, but I don't wanna rewrite, so live with it.)

Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) beat Daniel Bryan (Mr. Money in the Bank) w/Big Show via DQ in a singles match: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars

 This was basically a main event squash match. But Bryan did get offense in, sleepers, a guillotine or two, and the that awesome flurry of kicks. End match Bryan was getting pummeled by Henry in the corner. After a running clothesline on Bryan, Big Show comes into the ring and KNOCKS Henry THE FUCK OUT. About as much as I expected from this to be honest.

After the match Big Show urges Daniel Bryan to cash in his Money in the Bank cause Henry was KO'd. Bryan climbs back in the ring and goes to hit Henry with the briefcase before cashing in. Instead he takes The Worlds Strongest Slam. Big Show the jumps in the ring and Henry blats him with the briefcase and hits another Worlds Strongest Slam on Big Show. At this point Teddy Long comes out and announces that at Survivor Series it will be the rematch of Big Show vs Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Smackdown Rating: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars

Last Week: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars

Yet ANOTHER another solid week for Smackdown. The promos  that were done were good. There was a ton of in-ring action. Sheamus and Barrett put on a good match and the 30 minute Street Fight between Rhodes and Orton to start the show was amazing. Watch that match if you watch any wrestling this week. I think we're moving nicely to Survivor Series as well. When there's not only two week between PPVs, there's time to build good story-lines and not seem like a bunch of morons without any wrestling sense.

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The Smackdown Lowdown 10/28/11

We're coming off yet another mediocre PPV in Vengeance. Sheamus, again beat Christian in a solid match-up and Randy Orton overtook the Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes in another solid match. Finally Mark Henry kept his title after his match with The Big ended with the ring being broken. Are we allowed to remember that? I hope so, it happened a week ago. Hopefully the superstars can somehow perform knowing Maryse has been let go as well. Anywho what will be the fallout for the World Heavyweight Champ and the rest of Smackdown? Well I'm here to tell you, here's the lowdown on Smackdown.

We start off with Teddy Long in the ring and he's addressing what happened at Vengeance. He says that the status of everything involing the title is in limbo and will be addressed tonight. Christian hits the ring and says they're gonna address the issue now. Christian says that Big Show had his shot and blew it and it leaves a hole in the title picture. Christian says he wants the shot, but Teddy comes back with the fact he's losing to Sheamus. Christian is still lobbying to get the title shot when CM Punk's music hits and he heads to the ring. Christian finishes by saying he deserves one more match. Teddy tells us that he's arranged for Raw starts to be on this show tonight for a Super Smackdown. They argue about which GM sucks more, Ace or Long. Punk then says he's a fan of Christian but not what he spews. Christian says that he thinks Punk leaving with the title over the summer was awful. Punk says all of Christian's bitching is wasting all our time and maybe that's why Punk gets title shots. Christian goes on to say that Punk shouldn't disrespect the top person on Smackdown and that he should take is pipe bomb back to Raw. Punk starts to leave but then says the people in Houston want him there and in a match...against Christian. Teddy makes it the main event and we go to commercial.

Did you know? That in fact, Matt Hardy isn't dead yet.

The Awesome Truth (The Miz/R-Truth) beat Air Boom (Kofi Kingston/Evan Bourne) [WWE Tag Team Champions] via pinfall in a tag team match: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
Before the match we get footage of Miz and Truth taking out Cena on Raw and then Cena saying he'll team with The Rock against them at Survivor Series. End match Kofi hit a double jump crossbody on Miz for a two. Bourne knee strikes Truth out of the ring but misses a plancha over the top. Truth tags himself in and they hit both their finisher at the same time, The Skull Crushing Lil Jimmy, for the pinfall. Solid tag, great end, and great promo from the "thrown" together tag team gone big-time.

The jobber squad, led by Daniel Bryan is in the back, and just saw the HBK v Hart DVD commercial. Bryan say it was a pleasure to train with HBK when he first started in the business. Tyson Kidd comes in and starts an argument on who's better, Bret or Hart. Santino said that this is the locker room and they should "be real mans" and fight it out in the ring.

Cut to Teddy and Little Long Island Iced Z, Hornswoggle. Vickie Guerrero, Jack Sawgger, and Dolph Ziggler (United States Champion) come up laughing about Ryder being taken out on Raw or something like that. Who cares? Teddy decides to put Dolph in a match with Randy Orton and that Swagger is barred from ringside. After they leave Aksana walks up and "seduces" Teddy Long.

We then get a video package of Kevin Nash taking out triple H on Raw with that dastardly sledgehammer before Wade Barrett heads to the ring and we go to commercial.

Wade Barrett beat Trent Baretta via pinfall in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
Before the match Barrett says his Barrett barrage is in full swing. Barrett and Baretta, will the extra vowel mean anything in the end? End match Barrett counters a move and muscles Baretta up into The Wasteland for the one, two, three. Guess that vowel didn't help. I like Barrett and i'm glad they're showing him off and letting him win matches. Push incoming? I hope so.

Randy Orton beat Dolph Ziggler (United States Champion) w/Vickie Guerrero via pinfall in a singles match: 6/10 or 3/5 Stars
Cody Rhodes your Intercontinental Champion, unexpectedly, comes out to do commentary. I like this matching going into the commercial break too. Technical and neither are over powering each other yet, just a good back and forth. End match Orton hits the second rope DDT after a flurry off offence. Orton goes for the RKO but gets a superkick from Ziggler instead for a long time two. Ziggler regroups and goes for the Zig Zag but Orton hangs onto the ropes. Ziggler charges Orton and takes an RKO for his troubles. 1-2-3, match is over. Great match, ok finish. I love Ziggler and Orton can still put on good matches.

Afterward Rhodes is pissed and taunted Orton with a paper bag as he backs up the ramp with his baggers.

We get footage of Sin Cara Negro losing the mask vs mask match to Sin Cara Azul. We then cut to the back where the no unmasked Sin Cara Negro tells Striker that he's pissed that Azul took away his identity and something else in Spanish before walking off.

Daniel Bryan (Mr. Money in the Bank) beat Tyson Kidd via submission in a singles match: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
Daniel Bryan, always amazing. Tyson Kidd, young stud rising. This could be epic. Or this could be a short match filled with great counters that is too short and I'll complain until they get a 10+ minute match. I want a grudge feud between these two. Make it happen WWE. End match  Bryan picks his way out of The Sharpshooter and slaps on the LaBell Lock and Kidd taps.

We get a video package of what we saw earlier replayed where Miz and Truth cost Cena the title and have been harassing him. Ending with Cena choosing The Rock to be his partner at Survivor Series.

Cole has a mic and he starts completely knocking JR. He has a bunch of photoshopped pictures of JR training. He says that the rules for the Michael Cole Challenge (or whatever it's called) will be explained Monday. And that of JR somehow wins Cole will quit.

Big Show comes out to the ring to address the world title situation. We get...pictures, fuck you WWE for still doing this, of Mark Henry and Big Show breaking the ring at Vengeance Sunday.. Big Show starts by saying "Oops I did it again." Big Show puts over the strength and tenacity of Mark Henry, making him hurt in places he didn't know he had. Big Show wants them to reinforce the ring and he wants a match number two for the title. He looked into Henry's eyes and he knows he can beat him. Teddy Long agrees and sometime in the future this rematch will happen. The World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry comes out. Both men look beat up, I like that. Henry says that it doesn't matter who he talks to, he's not getting another match. And that obviously he didn't do a good enough job beating him, that he should put his boot in his mouth right now. Big Show is ready to fight, but as Henry is getting into the ring pain hits him and he retreats. We go to commercial with Mark Henry holding the World Heavyweight Championship in the air.

CM Punk beat Christian via pinfall in a singles match: 6/10 or 3/5 Stars
No real build-up. Just two amazing wrestlers getting to talk earlier in the night and now having a main event match. Punk's going for the GTS when WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio's music hits and he walks out with Ricardo Rodriguez. Christian hits an impaler DDT for a long two as we go to commercial. End match Christian hits a powerslam counter of the spring board clothesline for a two. Christian goes for The Killswitch, Punk goes for the GTS, Christian goes for the The Killswitch, but takes the running knee and bulldog in the corner. Ricardo runs through the ring and Punk ends up hitting the springboard clothesline for a two. Punk sets up for the Macho Man elbow drop, but Del Rio knocks him off behind the refs back Sheamus' music hits and distracts Christian as he's about to spear Punk. Ricardo runs off as Punk takes advantage hitting the GTS on Christian for the pinfall.

Smackdown Rating: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
Last Week: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
I think this was another solid week for Smackdown. The promos CM Punk/Christian, Miz/Truth after their win and Mark Henry/Big Show were good. The matches were good as well. CM Punk and Christian was a nice end to the show and Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler was a great mid-match show as well. Barrett is looking good, as well as Bryan getting a win. I like those results. All in all, solid show, like last week. You don't have to hate yourself for watching Smackdown. Two good weeks in a row now.

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The Smackdown Lowdown 10/21/11 [Tweet Edition]

I haven't blogged in a week, because most of you know what happened. I originally planned on getting back into full swing tonight, but again couldn't. But I did live Tweet it, and yeah time to bring back the ole Tweet Edition! We're a few days away from Vengeance. Orton vs Rhodes in a grudge match, Beth vs Eve for the divas title, Del Rio vs Cena for the WWE Championship and Mark Henry vs Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship. Let's see how things play out, Tweet style, as I briefly give ya the Tweetdown on Smackdown.

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holla holla, why you gotta come out?

Teddy Long is outta control.

HALL OF PAIN!

ROFL Henry vs Morrison? Really? REALLY?

Booker with the Tebow reference! 

Henry just did to Morrison what Melina did to Morrison's reputation.

GOLDEN CORRAL HAS A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN NOW?!?!?!?! gthsdrhdsfhfdb

Did You Know? This WWE Smackdown sucks so far? Of course you do.

Dolph get's two matches? #Pro

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!

Ooooooh! Bryan v Barrett could be good!

Thank God! A good match!

Helluva match between those two! Well done Barrett and Bryan!

WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT! OHHHHHHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GOOOOOO!

TOO MANY LIMES! TOO MANY LIMES!

CODY RHODES!

This promo is fucking amazing. Rhodes is on fire.

MEGALOMANIAC! Whata $5 word!

I hate Orton and his vague moronic threats to kill his opponents....

BAW GAWD ORTON OFF THE RING POST! HE'S UNAFFECTED! FUCK ORTON!

That bagger took that RKO better than some of the superstars.

Sin Cara vs Sin Cara time. Time for a mask vs mask match. Bound to be filled with bad lighting and botches.

With the greatest of ease....Good God Booker.... 

That around the world hurricanrana was almost botchtastical BTW.

CAMEL CLUTCH!

THIS MATCH ISN'T BOTCH FILLED AND IT'S GOOD 

TORTURE RACK SLAM?!?! :O

2! 2! 2! 2! htsrhgdhfdhd

SPINNING LEG SCISSORS INTO THE THE FUJIWARA ARM BAR TO TAP! WOW!

Booker T gets a bag from the bagger every week and he's saying unmasked Sin Cara is hideous? Really?

Did you know? Brodus Clay has eaten a human being before.

BETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NATTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh God.......................

TOTALLY UNPROVOKED! EVE IS A BULLY! SHE'S NOT BEING A STAR! 

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CROSS ARMBREAKER ON SHOW ehjsehthfdh

Hard to get a good match outta Big Show that's not boring. Good job Del Rio.

Smackdown Rating: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
Last Week: NR
I liked Smackdown a lot this week. The tag match was standard, but nice. Cody Rhodes' promo was AMAZING, and I love that Vince is high on him. Del Rio/Show to end was as good a match you'll get out o Big Show. Daniel Bryan vs Wade Barrett was great, I said this weeks ago that they need to put Bryan and Barrett in a feud. Hopefully they do after that match. Also Sin Cara Negro and Sin Cara Azul put on a helluva match in Mexico City. They looked good, and even though both of them are prone to botching, there was few, if any mistakes in the mask vs mask match. Just a very good Smackdown all around this week, leading into Vengeance this Sunday.

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The Smackdown Lowdown [10/7/11]

Coming off Hell in a Cell, that was Sunday right, we get Smackdown. At least I think we do, since all the superstars walked out on Monday Night Raw. In any event, Mark Henry has retained the World Heavyweight Championship after his Hell in a Cell match and even Big Show is slated to return this evening. Anywho, let's get a write-up of this Smackdown going. Here's the lowdown on Smackdown.

We open the show with a video package highlights everyone questioning Triple H as COO, into what happened on Monday Night Raw where everyone aired their thoughts and grievances twoards Triple H and voted "no confidence" before walking out.

Teddy Long is in the back with Zack Ryder and he just got off the phone with Triple H. Zack is relieved that his name didn't come up. Teddy tells him that Triple H has left him in charge of Smackdown and that Raws' loss is Smackdown's gain.

The Bow-Tie Faction is in the ring. Vickie Guerrero, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, Christian, and David Otunga. Vickie is yelling "Excuse me" in the ring and welcomes us to the one year anniversary of Smackdown on SyFy. Christian takes over and tell us that his first opposition to Triple H is what started this whole "Walkout" situation. Ziggler takes the mic and tells us that because everyone banded together they were able to help superstars makes some of the best decisions of their lives. Otunga is handed the mic and tells us that until Triple H is gone they won't be happy. If he doesn't step down everyone is going to walk out of the WWE altogether. Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes then go on to tell us that they had to suffer through the weeks of the COO Triple H's reign. Cody says that they owe all this to one man. Swagger is handed the mic and tells us all to respect the WWE Champion. Alberto Del Rio's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Del Rio tells us that when he talks, we need to listen. That despite Triple H putting him in that Hell in a Cell match, he came out champion. He takes credit inspiring all the WWE stars to walk out on Raw. Del Rio is here to compete, he says, to show us what we'll be missing on Raw. Teddy's music hits and he makes a zinger about the audience walking out if they keep talking. Teddy tells Christian and Cody they should be in the back getting ready for the tag team main event later. In which it will be Christian and Cody against Sheamus and Randy Orton. Also Del Rio is put into a match with Sin Cara this is next. Del Rio tells Teddy to shut up cause he is the the only sensation Mexican or American and he's the best in the world.

Alberto Del Rio (WWE Champion) beat Sin Cara (Blue) via submission in a singles match: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars

We come back live and Ricardo gives Del Rio another grand introduction, Sin Cara hits the ring and the match begins. They looks like they could work well together, but there is no was Cara will ever get to Del Rios level in the WWE, IMO. End match Sin Cara hits an around the world DDT for a two count. Sin Cara then goes to the top rope, jumps off and takes a double knees to the arms. Then Del Rio slaps on the corkscrew cross arm-breaker and Sin Cara taps out.

After the match, the black Sin Cara comes out and beats down the blue Sin Cara. Hitting a hammerlock suplex then a swanton bomb.

We cut to the commentators and Cole tells us he walked out cause he believes Triple H was doing a horrible job as CEO. Booker then says he agrees with Triple H and he only left on Monday night to go to the bathroom. Anal bleeding? Sure let's go with that. 

Striker is in the back with the WWE Tag Team Champions Air Boom. Bourne and Kofi have a match against Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger later tonight. Borune then says they walked out on their own volition. They believe until Triple H steps down the WWE will be stuck in this state of chaos. And that if they can't wrestle on Raw, they'll still be here to wrestle on Smackdown.

Jack Swagger and Dolph Zigger (United States Champion) w/Vickie Guerrero beat Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston [Air Boom] (WWE Tag Team Champions) via pinfall in a tag team match: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars

Air Boom is heading out to the ring, when they're blind-sided by Ziggler and Swagger. They give them a beat down of their lives ending with Bourne taking the Zig Zag on the floor while Vickie looked on impressed. We come back from commercial to Kofi and Ziggler and Swagger in the ring. The ref rings the bell and we have a match after all. End match, Kofi hits a clothesline on Ziggler. Bourne finally gets to the apron and tags himself in. He gets a bit of offense in before Ziggler hits another Zig Zag and tags in Swagger. He hits the Gut-wrench  powerbomb and covers him for the pinfall.

Beth Phoenix (Divas Champion) w/Natyala vs Alicia Fox in a singles match: NR

This is gonna either suck or REALLY suck. By the time I finished that sentence Beth hit the Glamslam for the 1-2-3.

Afterward Natyala slaps on the brutal modified surfboard submission and as Alicia is in the hold Beth tells her to cry and scream into the mic, for EVERYONE to hear.

We get a package showing The Big Show/Mark Henry interactions from a few months ago. Mark Henry breaking Big Show's leg and Big Show saying he lit Mark Henry's fire and he can put it out.

The Big Show's music hits and the big man is back. He gets a good pop form the crowd as well. He looks pumped and excited as he heads down and gets in the ring. Show tells us that the last four months have been brutal with his broken ankle. We see the footage of Henry doing it at Money in the Bank. Show says he thought he was infallible and that he was humbled by Mark Henry. He says the emotional pain along with the physical pain was used to make him even stronger and that he's going to pay Henry back ten-fold. Show says that Henry has been on a roll for the past four months, but he says that Henry's roll is a down hill one, and that he's waiting for Henry at the bottom. Show then goes onto say that he's going to take the thing that has validated his whole career the World Heavyweight Championship. And that he'll settle for nothing less than one on one for the title. Mark Henry's music hits and he comes out to the stage. Henry tells Show that a lot has happened since he left. Taking out Kane, Kozlov, and even Jerry Lawler. But the most important thing is that he beat Randy Orton. Henry asks though, what has he done to deserve it. That all he's done is sit at home for four months on a vacation afforded by him. Henry then says that he'll get an answer, but it'll be on Mark Henry, world champion, time. Big Show says that if he doesn't get the answer he wants he's putting Henry through the announce table and breaking his ankle.

Striker is in the back with Randy Orton. Orton says that he's not going whine like Christian, and he'll just going to go through the Smackdown roster to get to the top again. He then goes onto say that he wasn't out there on Raw because he can deal with Triple H if has has a problem and that he doesn't play well with others. And that Sheamus, his partner later, wasn't out there either, but that it doesn't bode well for Christian and Cody Rhodes.

As we come back to Smackdown we get a Brodus Clay video package. Dude's big and can throw a suplex. All you need to know.

Ezekiel Jackson vs Jinder Mahal in singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars

Gender was yelling about something in Indian in the ring . Big Zeke hits the ring, tells him to shush twice before decking him, and then the match gets underway. This is pointless, why should I care about either of these guys when there's so much Raw star-power in the back. End match Ezekiel throws about 50 bodyslams and goes for the torture rack. Mahal slips out the back and puts some offense and a front face lock on Jackson. Jackson pushes off and hits another 50 bodyslams, slaps on the torture rack and Mahal taps out.

Teddy and Johhny Ace have a conversation about how the WWE is in uncharted waters after Raw Monday and that...fuck it, I wasn't paying attention here, but I assume it was about Teddy needs to keep Smackdown in order cause Raw is so messed up.

We cut to the announcers and Hornswoggle comes out from under the ring. Oh God. Him and Booker inexplicably do the Spin-A-Roonie in the ring. Christian's music hits and he walks down to the ring and afterward Cody's music hits as well and looks like our tag team main event is about to start.

Sheamus/Randy Orton beat Cody Rhodes (Intercontinental Champion)/Christian via pinfall in a tag team match: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars

We come back from commercial and as Sheamus and Orton come out Cole explains why Rhodes is holding the new "old" ICC belt. I like both pairings and if all the combos that can be put together with this tag match looks good to me.  Christian and Cody use hell trickery to get advantage over Orton as we go into commercial break. End match Christian goes for a spear but gets a boot instead. Orton tags in Sheamus and Christian tags in Rhodes. Sheamus takes down Rhodes and misses the flying shoulder block. He sets up for the Blarney Boot but Christian intervenes. Sheamus hits him off the apron then follows Christian outside the ring. Orton is tagged in and hits the RKO as all this is happening. And Rhodes is pinned for the 1-2-3.

We get the same package we opened the show with about "The Walkout" before Mark Henry comes out next to answer Big Show's ultimatum.

Mark Henry asks if we know who he is. He lists off all his titles and tells us hes infallible. Henry then tells us that Big Show will....not be getting a title shot. Big Show storms out to the ring and a brawl ensues between the two. After a thunderous spear to Henry form the Big Show, Show starts throw the security around like dolls. As he's taking out the security, Henry climbs out of the ring and walks away. Big Show isn't done yet as he starts being on Henry again. But this time Henry is a bit more prepared and he throws Big Show into the barricade. He then sets up the announce table and grabs Show. Show fights out of the Worlds Strongest Slam and hits a choke slam on Henry through the announce table. Big Show then grabs a steel chair and puts it on Henry's ankle and drags the steel steps over. As Big Show is about to jump on the chair Teddy runs out and tell Big Show he's got his title shot, but only if he doesn't continue. Big show begins to walk away, but then goes back and hits Henry with the steel chair and walks away. We end Smackdown with Big Show looking back at his handy work done to the world champ Mark Henry.

Smackdown Rating: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
Last week: 6/10 or 3/5 Stars
I don't want to write a huge paragraph about this show cause it was bad. I think WWE doesn't know what do do with anything since everyone walked out Monday and they threw this show together. I didn't like it, it was long, promo-filled, and the matches (besides the main event) were all too short and just plain bad. I mean if you have to watch it go for it. I didn't like this week though. I'm not proof reading either tonight..cause I frankly don't care, hopefully it's not too bad.

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