Showing posts with label Beth Phoenix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beth Phoenix. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Smackdown Lowdown 10/21/11 [Tweet Edition]

I haven't blogged in a week, because most of you know what happened. I originally planned on getting back into full swing tonight, but again couldn't. But I did live Tweet it, and yeah time to bring back the ole Tweet Edition! We're a few days away from Vengeance. Orton vs Rhodes in a grudge match, Beth vs Eve for the divas title, Del Rio vs Cena for the WWE Championship and Mark Henry vs Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship. Let's see how things play out, Tweet style, as I briefly give ya the Tweetdown on Smackdown.

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holla holla, why you gotta come out?

Teddy Long is outta control.

HALL OF PAIN!

ROFL Henry vs Morrison? Really? REALLY?

Booker with the Tebow reference! 

Henry just did to Morrison what Melina did to Morrison's reputation.

GOLDEN CORRAL HAS A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN NOW?!?!?!?! gthsdrhdsfhfdb

Did You Know? This WWE Smackdown sucks so far? Of course you do.

Dolph get's two matches? #Pro

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!

Ooooooh! Bryan v Barrett could be good!

Thank God! A good match!

Helluva match between those two! Well done Barrett and Bryan!

WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT! OHHHHHHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GOOOOOO!

TOO MANY LIMES! TOO MANY LIMES!

CODY RHODES!

This promo is fucking amazing. Rhodes is on fire.

MEGALOMANIAC! Whata $5 word!

I hate Orton and his vague moronic threats to kill his opponents....

BAW GAWD ORTON OFF THE RING POST! HE'S UNAFFECTED! FUCK ORTON!

That bagger took that RKO better than some of the superstars.

Sin Cara vs Sin Cara time. Time for a mask vs mask match. Bound to be filled with bad lighting and botches.

With the greatest of ease....Good God Booker.... 

That around the world hurricanrana was almost botchtastical BTW.

CAMEL CLUTCH!

THIS MATCH ISN'T BOTCH FILLED AND IT'S GOOD 

TORTURE RACK SLAM?!?! :O

2! 2! 2! 2! htsrhgdhfdhd

SPINNING LEG SCISSORS INTO THE THE FUJIWARA ARM BAR TO TAP! WOW!

Booker T gets a bag from the bagger every week and he's saying unmasked Sin Cara is hideous? Really?

Did you know? Brodus Clay has eaten a human being before.

BETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NATTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh God.......................

TOTALLY UNPROVOKED! EVE IS A BULLY! SHE'S NOT BEING A STAR! 

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CROSS ARMBREAKER ON SHOW ehjsehthfdh

Hard to get a good match outta Big Show that's not boring. Good job Del Rio.

Smackdown Rating: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
Last Week: NR
I liked Smackdown a lot this week. The tag match was standard, but nice. Cody Rhodes' promo was AMAZING, and I love that Vince is high on him. Del Rio/Show to end was as good a match you'll get out o Big Show. Daniel Bryan vs Wade Barrett was great, I said this weeks ago that they need to put Bryan and Barrett in a feud. Hopefully they do after that match. Also Sin Cara Negro and Sin Cara Azul put on a helluva match in Mexico City. They looked good, and even though both of them are prone to botching, there was few, if any mistakes in the mask vs mask match. Just a very good Smackdown all around this week, leading into Vengeance this Sunday.

That's it for The Smackdown Lowdown. As always suggest to me stuff you'd like me to write on. Also if you wanna add me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter, please do so. Really I don't mind.

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

WWE Hell in a Cell 2011 Picks


There's been two weeks of build-up to this PPV since the debacle that was Night of Champions and I'll be damned if there were any real build-up, besides "I want my title back", "I'm sick of fluke wins" or "You cost me a title you're gonna pay." So this PPV I'll be post how I think the match is gonna go, who's gonna win and who I want to win. Simple enough eh? I hope so.

Sheamus vs Christian in a singles match
This could be another great match/feud for Christian. He brought Randy Orton up to some of his best matches in years, and Sheamus has been working hard and looking good as of late. This is one of those  "You're a whiny bitch" and "In turn you cost me a title" angles and I'm fine with that. They had two weeks to build-up. Hopefully this gets 15-18 minutes and let's Christian/Sheamus possibly steal the show.
Winner: Sheamus
Who I Want To Win: Christian

Kelly Kelly (Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a singles match for the Divas Championship
You all know the story, The Divas of Doom (Beth and Natyala) are sick of the current, let's be frank, shitty divas. Yet they can't get wins over the likes of Kelly Kelly and Eve. I think if Beth doesn't win here she's not gonna get the belt. Which is a shame cause she's the best diva currently on the roster.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Who I Want To Win: Beth Phoenix

Sin Cara (Blue) vs Sin Cara (Black) in a singles match
Weird way to bring the real sin Cara back. But as long as he wins, I think he the black one, in a non-botchfilled match it'll be good. Nothing much to say, hopefully it's just a good match between the two.
Winner: Sin Cara (Black)
Who I Want To Win: Sin Cara (Black)

Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Randy Orton in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship
I like them putting the title on the monster and proprietor of the Hall of Pain that is Mark Henry. He's legit right now after taking out superstars and beating Orton clean at Night of Champions. But this is Orton and if things aren't going well he's one of Vince's WWE Viagra pills. I like Henry as champ, and I only liked Orton as champ cause of Christian matches. The Hell in a Cell match should be meh at best though.
Winner: Randy Orton
Who I Want To Win: Mark Henry

John Cena (WWE Champion) vs CM Punk vs Alberto Del Rio in a Triple Threat Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Championship
CM Punk finally get's his rematch from the Summerslam loss to Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio gets his rematch from his loss to John Cena at Night of Champions. Del Rio went nuts on Cena/Punk at the end of Raw and for the first time looked strong. CM Punk and John Cena have already proven they can go and put on a great match. Throw 'em in a Hell in a Cell and see what comes of it. I think it'll be the match of the night too.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
Who I Want To Win: CM Punk