The Chill Song

This is the chill song
Take a load off
This is the chill song
Take off them socks
This is the chill song
Crack open a cold one
This is the chill song
We goin' mellow out son
This is the chill song

Yeah, I keep it chill twenty four seven
Like 7-11, you can thank the heavens
Or just grab a Slurpee
Avoid prostitutes cause they got herpes
A wealth of common sense is what I am
Like Sam I Am, I'd like green eggs and ham
Reverse this, Shlomi Vince is Wowsham
The first shot to the hooker sounded like BAM!
Oh hitting women if off limits
It's ok, Eminem already did it
In a song people, too laid back to diss
Sit on toilets cause I'm too lazy to stand n piss
Hopefully you get this jist
But no need to get pissed
Act like you just got kissed, no homo
Need a replay of that in super slow-mo

This is the chill song
Take a load off
This is the chill song
Take off them socks
This is the chill song
Crack open a cold one
This is the chill song
We goin' mellow out son
This is the chill song

Verse 2, in case you lost track
Of what's been going on on this track
I try to never talk smack
Cause my talking smack usually lacks
But I do keep my facts
Straight, like a man in a room full of racks
Like schools are full of back packs
Or a mom's purse is filled with snacks
My lines and flow never relax
I never make errors, don't call me syntax
I don't have a gun, so I don't shoot up
And I don't shoot up, cause I'm not on crack
Means if I had a gun I'd shoot up crack
Most of ya'll thinking these lines is whack
I'd be lyin if I said "I'm countin' them stacks"
But this is the chill song so just chillax

This is the chill song
Take a load off
This is the chill song
Take off them socks
This is the chill song
Crack open a cold one
This is the chill song
We goin' mellow out son
This is the chill song

One more verse for the ladies slow dancing
And all the people out there romancing
Even if you hot I'll never be glancing
Cause every other time they said stop harassing
That's a joke so I hope you're all laughing
Hopefully you'll never catch me bragging
Or catch me drunk and staggering
And in the tabloid magazine
Cause I was causing a scene
But I digress, I'm calming down
So upside down you can turn that frown
This song is for ridin' around in town
But don't pack yourselves in one car like a clown
Uncovered in the flat, watch me score that touchdown
The crowd cheering for me like ya'll cheerin' for me now
Imma end this last verse by just saying ciao

This is the chill song
Take a load off
This is the chill song
Take off them socks
This is the chill song
Crack open a cold one
This is the chill song
We goin' mellow out son
This is the chill song

This is the chill song
Take a load off
This is the chill song
Take off them socks
This is the chill song
Crack open a cold one
This is the chill song
We goin' mellow out son
This is the chill song