Fat Jesus' WWE No Way Out 2012 Predictions

No Way Out is back. For the first time in two years the No Way Out name is back on the PPV stage. All the PPVs since Wrestlemania and even Wrestlemania itself have been kind-of lackluster. Hopefully with this resurgence, and Money in the Bank and Summerslam on the horizon, that the PPV quality for now will start to improve.

Brodus Clay vs David Otunga in a singles match 

Okay I understand why this was made and if it was on the PPV itself I might have been mad. But I was okay with this until the torn MCL angle. I think these two could have a decent enough match with Brodus leading. But I REALLY don't think Otunga can carry a match.

Winner: Brodus Clay

The Usos vs Epico and Primo w/Rosa Mendes & Abe Washington vs Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd vs Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Uhhh no clue who to pick but there's a lot of great young talent. Give them some time and give me a nice start to the show.

Winners (And New No.1 Contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championships): Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Sin Cara vs Hunico w/Cammacho in a singles match

Random match added to the PPV. Time filler. Blah Blah.

Winner: Sin Cara

Santino Marella (United States Champion) vs Ricardo Rodriguez in a Tuxedo Match

I have no clue what this match is nor do I know why it's on a PPV, but it better be done quickly. I'm pretty sure no one knows these two are even feuding and this is probably going to be a waste of a match.

Winner: Santino Marella

Layla (Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a single match for the Divas Championship

This could be a VERY nice match. Beth is easily the best diva on the roster in my opinion and Layla has really stepped up her game before injury and still looks good coming back. Give them time and I think we'll see a nice little divas match.

Winner (Still Divas Champion): Layla

Christian (Intercontinental Champion) vs Cody Rhodes in a singles match for the Intercontinental Championship

This could be another great match. They had a fantastic impromptu match at Over the Limit where Christian took the title from Cody. Now Cody has cut some good promos the past couple weeks, and both guys have had good matches too boot. Both are warmed up and primed for a great Round 2.

Winner (And Still Intercontinental Champion): Christian

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Dolph Ziggler in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Originally this was going to be a match between Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus and granted I was excited for it. Both guys work hard and are good in-ring. But Khali screwed up and dun concussed Del Rio. Now we have what should be ANOTHER fantastic match between these two guys on a PPV scale. They had two great TV matches on Raw and Smackdown and now get the PPV showcase? I'm ready for a great match.

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan vs Kane in a triple threat match for the WWE Championship

I love the build-up and potential of this match. The interactions between AJ and every one of the guys is awesome. From being apprehensive to Bryan, making out with Kane and the dating of CM Punk, AJ has been a great in this love square. Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have already proven they can put on a great match and adding in a hard working big man like Kane an only add to what was a great match at Over the Limit.

Winner (And New WWE Champion): Daniel Bryan

John Cena w/Mr. McMahon vs Big Show w/John Laurinaitis (If Big Show wins John Cena will be fired and if John Cena Wins John Laurinaitis will be fired)

I get the build up for this with Big Show feeling underused and unappreciated and John Cena having something to prove (yet again). But somehow this is still going to be the main event over WWE and World Heavyweight Championship matches. Cena has been a hard worker over the past couple years and Big Show has always been one as well. But like his matches with Lesnar and Johnny, they're not going to be spectacular, they are story-line driven, and really shouldn't be main event of the night.

Winner: John Cena

Winners

Brodus Clay

Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Santino Marella

Layla (Still Divas Champion)

Christian (Still Intercontinental Champion)

Sheamus (Still World Heavyweight Champion)
Sin Cara

Daniel Bryan (New WWE Champion)

John Cena