Halloween Movie Month 2 [Barricade]

This is the definition of me being bored and giving into WWE shoving a movie down my throat. The nice guy that I am I'd figure it couldn't be that bad, and I don't mind Eric McCormack, so I'll give this a shot. Maybe I'll get a few scares, jumps, etc. Usually WWE Studio's films aren't terrible, so why not? But boy was I, for lack of a better term, suicidal watching this.

Barricade opens with Terrance (Eric McCormack) and Leah Shade (Jody Thompson) in their home. Leah encourages Terrance to take the weekend off of work and go spend time with his two kids, Cynthia and Jake (Connor Dwelly and Ryan Grantham), at a cabin up in the mountains. Fast forward a year and the three are heading up to said cabin. It's the Christmas season as well. We find out that Leah has passed away and that they are doing this out of respect for her. As they're getting the keys from the local gas station owner, who has a terrible cough he's "getting over", the kids are given free candy for the rest of the trip. The man was spreading Christmas cheer. But it became anything but cheery as they arrive at the cabin and Terrance (as well as the kids) are tortured by visions and strange things happening around the cabin. In a snap decision Terrance decides to barricade them inside the cabin. But is all this for moot, is the thing terrorizing them already inside the house or is it only in their minds?

Okay I'll just tell you, it was all in his mind. Don't worry, this spoiler is good because I don't want any of you to have to watch this movie. This'll be a shorter review too because there was nothing I liked about this movie. The acting was terrible, even for a film like this. The scares were non-existent. The "twist" was so muddled in the fact I didn't care by the time they revealed it, that it was just bad. Also the damn kids in the movie don't like Mac and Cheese. Fuck that and kids these days. I wish they had more flashbacks to Leah, played by Jody Thompson, cause she was the most entertaining thing in this, and she was barely in it.

All in all for me this was what seemed like a overly long movie (at barely 80 minutes) with characters I didn't care about and a plot that didn't keep me interested in what the twist or conclusion would be. For all I cared they all could've died from the fevers they turned out to have. Yeah the other spoiler. Whoops. I hated this movie. Don't watch it.

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Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #1: Halloween II

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #2: The Devil's Rejects

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #3: Friday the 13th Part II

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #4: Scream 2

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #5: Evil Dead 2: Dead Before Dawn

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #6: Trick 'r Treat

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #7: Planet Terror

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #8: SAW III

Halloween Movie Month 2! Movie #9: The Cabin in the Woods

Fat Jesus' WWE Night of Champions 2012 Predictions

Night of Champions, formerly known as Vengeance and Vengeance: Night of Champions has really grown into it's own. I've always liked the idea of a show where the champions were honored and got to take the spotlight. Now it's right after Summerslam it always has the possibility to have a three way PPV punch starting with Money in the Bank. I usually like these events and hope this doesn't disappoint.

Battle Royal to Determine the No.1 Contender for the United States Championship

This will be short. WHO CARES. I haven't cared about any of these and I'm not going to start. I wouldn't doubt Santino somehow winning and us having a terrible match between the two again...this time on PPV though.

Winner: Santino

Antoino Cesaro  vs Whoever wins That Battle Roayal in a singles match for the United States Championship

Not a match I'm crazy about. But I like Cesaro and if it's someone like maybe Zack Ryder, this could be a nice little match for the USC. Either way though, I think Cesaro and his hussie microphone holder keep the title for awhile longer.

Winner (and STILL United States Champion): Antonio Cesaro

Layla (Divas Champion) vs Kaitlyn in a singles match for the Divas Championship

 Kaitlyn has really grown on me over the past month-ish and if you know me or read these you know I love Layla. I don't mind either of them. Kaitlyn is botch prone though and Layla is improving but can't carry a match. Even if they both have delectable hineys I think no one wins this and it should end in a "double cunt out." See what I did thar? If I have to pick a winner, Layla. (Hopefully) Beth comes out and wrecks whoever wins.

Winner (and STILL Divas Champion): Layla

 Kofi Kingston/R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Team Friendship [Daniel Bryan/Kane] in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

 Kane and D-Bry have the only story-line I'm remotely into right now. The skits are funny and these two have been two of the best in-ring this year. Which is why they could bring some legitimacy to the tag division by holding the title for a while. Let them win over Team Black, Gabriel/Kidd, Prime Time Players, Primo/Epico, etc. Gets the tag division built and lets the young'ns win over veterans/former world champs.

Winners (and NEW WWE Tag Team Champions): Daniel Bryan and Kane

The Miz (Intercontinental Champion) vs Rey Mysterio vs Sin Cara vs Cody Rhodes in a Fatal Four Way for the Intercontinental Championship

 No build at all accept Rhodes wants his title back, attacked The Miz on Monday and everyone else has pinned Miz. This could really get the crowd into the show and as long as there not too much botching it could be a very entertaining match. I really don't think the title changes hands but if it does I'm sure they'll give it to Rey.

Winner (and NEW Intercontinental Champion): Rey Mysterio

Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler (Mr. Money in the Bank) in a singles match 

As long as Dolph holds MitB he's going to continue having matches like these at PPVs. Which I don't mind at all. Great match with Jericho at SS and if given time these can have a nice match as well. While I'm not the biggest Orton fan his matches with Ziggler are good. Give them some time and this'll be solid. BUT I do want him to cash in and this is the prime night to do so I'd think. Solid match, but WWE loves Orton and I don't think he loses here.

Winner: Randy Orton

 Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. This match again? I honestly don't care. Like both guys, don't like their matches though. Short thoughts on this one. Brogue Kick banned? Who cares. It's literally a big boot. Move the title to Del Rio or move on and let Ziggler feud with Sheamus. BUT look out! I really think that Dolph Ziggler may cash in after the match.

Winner (and STILL World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs John Cena in a singles match for the WWE Championship

CM Punk is in full heel mode now. Attacking the fans, Cena, King, etc in great promos and segments. Add Heyman to the mix and this could be the Fall of Punk this year. Cena is still...well Cena. Cena/Punk had a good promo to match on Moday, that will be overshadowed by King's untimely heart attack, #GetWellJerry. I like this match and truly hope it main events as Punk v Cena matches haven't disappointed me yet and I'd like to see another chapter. And for Punk to keep this epic title reign going.

Winner (and STILL WWE Champion): CM Punk

Winners

Santino (Battle Royal)

Antonio Cesaro (still United States Champion)

Layla (still Divas Champion)

Daniel Bryan/Kane (new WWE Tag Team Champions)

Rey Mysterio (new Intercontinental Champion)

Randy Orton

Sheamus (still World Heavyweight Champion)

CM Punk (still WWE Champion)

Fat Jesus' WWE Summerslam 2012 Predictions

 This is the grand 25th Anniversary of WWE's now "Biggest Party of the Summer". I love the Summerslam event and for they most part they've never disappointed me. This is like the Wrestlemania of the Summer and they usually go all out. And I think, from what's been announced, it will be a decent show.

Santino (United States Champion) vs Antoino Cesaro w/Aksana in a isngels match for the United States Champion

This is just another pre-PPV blech filler match. Although this has potential more than the others. Santino is decent enough when given time and Cesaro is very nice raw talent. Hopefully a decent match occurs here.

Winner (New United States Champion): Antonio Cesaro

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs Prime Time Players (Darren Young/Titus O'Neil) in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

I don't know why but I love the Prime Time Players. I don't mind Truth and Kofi but they have no reason to have the belts as they're never on TV. As bad as AW screwed up, that could only help PTP. I don't mind fresh faces with decent talent getting a chance to shine.

Winners (New WWE Tag Team Champions): Prime Time Players

Kane vs Daniel Bryan in a singles match

This match was thrown in I believe cause they've feuded before and Bryan and his "No No No" have NO match. They've had matches before and they've been solid. So I have no reason to think this will be bad. I just think it's out of no where. Filler, but good filler I hope.

Winner: Daniel Bryan

The Miz (Intercontinental Champion) vs Rey Mysterio in a singles match for Intercontinental Championship

 Yet another match to throw in to complete a card. But this has potential to be great. Even though it's probably here to give Rey the title, it should be decent enough. Miz has grown to hold his own and as long a Rey doesn't botch too much they can have a decent little match.

Winner (And still Intercontinental Champion): The Miz

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman in a singles match

This match has definitely had the most hype behind it. This is Triple H's first match since Wrestlemania and Brock's second match since returning. Like Heyman said this won't be a match this will be more of a brawl/fight. I wouldn't be surprised if Steph came out also, even with what happened to Shawn on Monday, I think we'll have an appearance as well. This can be fairly good I think, like his match with Cena. I'm just worried it will take precedence over other, bigger, matches.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler w/Vickie Guerrero in a singles match 

This could and probably will be the match that steals the show. This also one of the few matches that had a build I was interested in. Jericho is one of my all time favorites and Ziggler, to me, is the top performer right now in the WWE. He has Vickie which garners him even more heel heat and Money in the Bank which almost guarantees him the world title. This match will be VERY good I think.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Not much more to say about this one than their Money in the Bank match. It will go on early and it will be good at best. They really need to find someone that meshes more with Del Rio (maybe Rey or Cody) and get Sheamus into a feud with Ziggler or Christian.
Winner (And still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs John Cena vs Big Show in a triple threat match for the WWE Champion

I have no clue why Big Show is in this match, he's literally just there. Also I'm asking why not make it a Fatal Four Way and throw in Bryan? As much as I love Punk though Cena hasn't had the title in ages and they made him fail the Money in the Bank cash in he had. The Punk turn is going well and I like him in a heel role more. He's just better at it. Anywho this could be a decent match Big Show is solid enough and we know Punk and Cena can have fantastic matches. Somehow I'm sure this won't be the main event and if it is, I'll be surprised.
Winner (And new WWE Champion): John Cena

Winners
Antonio Cesaro (New United States Champion)
Darren Young/Titus O'Neil (New WWE Tag Team Champions)
Daniel Bryan
The Miz (Retains Intercontinental Championship)
Brock Lesnar
Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus (Retains World Heavyweight Championship)
John Cena (New WWE Champion)

Song of the Day #184

Instant dancing and swooning when I heard this live. I really love this song. I love AJ.

Kari Kimmel- "Let's Light It Up", AJ Lee's WWE Theme

Song(s) of the Day #179

Three songs yesterday. Two by Simple Plan and then yet again AJ's theme got stuck in my head.  One made me think of dad and get emotional, the other made me think of songs I shroud myself in (obviously) and I just had to pop on AJ's theme to get me out of my funk.

Simple Plan- "Gone Too Soon" from  Get Your Heart On!

"Hey there now

Where'd you go

You left me here so unexpected

You changed my life

I hope you know

cause now I'm lost

So unprotected

In a blink of an eye

I never got to say goodbye

Like a shooting star

Flyin' across the room

So fast so far

You were gone too soon

You're part of me

And I'll never be

The same here without you

You were gone too soon"

Simple Plan- "This Song Saved My Life" from Get Your Heart On!

"Sometimes I feel like you've known me forever

You always know how to make me feel better

Because of you my dad and me 

are so much closer than we used to be

You're my escape when I'm stuck in a small town

I turn you up whenever I feel down 

you let me know like no one else

That it's ok to be myself

I was broken 

I was choking

I was lost

This Song saved my life

I was bleeding stopped believing

could have died

This song saved my life

I was down

I was drowning

but it came on just in time

this song saved my life"

WWE AJ Lee's Theme- "Let's Light It Up"

"Something 'bout the night is magic I can't explain

Every time the sun goes down feel everything cha-ange

Feel my body buzzin' feel my temperature range

Every night a brand new page yeah"

Song of the Day #178

I'm REALLY getting into this song as of late. Love it.

Story of the Year- "Just Close Your Eyes" (Christian's Theme) from WWE The Music Volume 10: A New Day

"Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream.

To close to the fire, Yet cold and so numb with the pain.

But the fever is broken, and the river has run to the sea.

Washed to the ocean and saved by a voice inside me.

Inside of me a light was turned on, Then I was alive.

If you close your eyes. Your life a naked truth revealed, 

Dreams you never lived and scars never healed

(Scars never healed)

In the darkness life will take you to the other side, 

And find me waiting there you'll see if you just close your eyes.

(If You just close your eyes. If You just close your eyes)"

Song of the Day #172

I love AJ and I've listened to this theme like fifty times in the past day. AJ is so adorable.

AJ's WWE Theme- "Light It Up"

Fat Jesus' WWE Money in the Bank 2012 Predictions

Since removing Money in the Bank from Wrestlemania, it's been at this annual PPV of the same name. Two Money in the Bank matches are held, also both world titles are defended with under-card matches. Basically  what should be a better than most PPV. It used to be one Money in the Bank match for each brand. But now there is one for the WWE Championship and one for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Hunico and Camacho in a Tag Team Match

For some reason WWE thinks these Pre-Show matches are good and get the viewers a home hyped up for the PPV. In reality these are just dark matches and even at they they usually don't get the crowd pumped at the area if that. Hunico and Camacho have no business being in a PPV or even Pre-PPV match. R-Truth and Kofi have better talent and presence. No reason for these two to lose.

Winners: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth


The Prime Time Players (Darren Young/Titus O'Neil) w/A.W. vs Epico and Primo w/Rosa Mendes in a tag team match
Filler match. PTP are the number one contenders. No reason they lose. But if they do no one cares still.
Winners: The Prime Time Players


Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins vs Ryback in a Two on One Handicap match
No one cares and is it not obvious who is winning? Gotta love these filler matches.
Winner: Ryback

Layla (Divas Champion), Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka vs Beth Phoenix, Natayla and Eve Torres in 6-Diva Tag Team match
No one cares about this filler match. Obviously the faces on the team with the champion will win. I love Layla. I also love Beth still though. Mmmmmm.
Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka

Dolph Ziggler, Christian (Intercontinental Champion), Tensai, Santino (United Stated Champion), Damien Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Sin Cara and Cody Rhodes in the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Match

This match has a ton of potential with people like Ziggler, Christian, Sin Cara and Rhodes. With the unknown factors of Kidd and Sandow in the mix this could steal this show. There's gonna be a lot of high flying. Some power spots probably involving Tensai. In the end though the only person I see winning or anywhere near the main event right now is Dolph Ziggler. Not only that but Dolph really does deserve it. Probably the best young talent on the roster right now.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

The Big Show, Kane, The Miz, John Cena and Chris Jericho in the WWE Championship Money in the Bank Match 

 I'm going to start this by say that I DO NOT like that there are only four people in this match. Money in the Bank has always been a large ladder match where a least now-a-days, the young talent is allowed to shine, be exposed and work with the more experienced and higher up on the roster. This is a match that that only Chris Jericho needs to win. Cena and Big Show, as of late, are in the title picture whenever. I don't think Cena needs this, a "career boost", to get into the title picture. As much as I love Kane as of late, he doesn't need to go for the WWE Championship. Jericho is the best all round in this match and having never won his brainchild of a match, I think he deserves it.

Winner: Chris Jericho

 Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a Single Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

These two have really just brawled in the lead-up to this match. It's fine with me as Del Rio had to sit out of his first title shot at Sheamus after The Great Khali stupidly gave him a concussion leading into No Way Out. Both men work hard in the ring. Sheamus the brawler and Del Rio the technician. They mesh well enough and this should be a solid match they put on.

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a No Disqualification Singles Match for the WWE Championship with special guest referee AJ

I still love this feud. They took Kane out of the match and picture and now it's my two favorite wrestlers on the roster and for well over a  year now my favorite Diva. The marriage proposal BS on Raw was for lack of a better term, terrible. But these are still the two guys (Punk and Bryan) that can put on a clinic in the ring. Throw in AJ and you've got a ton of outcome possibilities. As much as I wanted Daniel Bryan to win at No Way Out and as much as I want him to win now, I don't think it will happen. CM Punk will capitalize off of a mistake or AJ will help Punk win by either a fast count (I DON'T want that) or stopping Bryan from "cheating." Or vice-versa. Either way she's choosing one of them tonight.

Winner (And Still WWE Champion): CM Punk

Winners

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth
The Prime Time Players
Ryback
Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka

Dolph Ziggler (WHC MitB)

Chris Jericho (WWEC MitB)

Sheamus (Retains)

CM Punk (Retains)

Fat Jesus' WWE No Way Out 2012 Predictions

No Way Out is back. For the first time in two years the No Way Out name is back on the PPV stage. All the PPVs since Wrestlemania and even Wrestlemania itself have been kind-of lackluster. Hopefully with this resurgence, and Money in the Bank and Summerslam on the horizon, that the PPV quality for now will start to improve.

Brodus Clay vs David Otunga in a singles match 

Okay I understand why this was made and if it was on the PPV itself I might have been mad. But I was okay with this until the torn MCL angle. I think these two could have a decent enough match with Brodus leading. But I REALLY don't think Otunga can carry a match.

Winner: Brodus Clay

The Usos vs Epico and Primo w/Rosa Mendes & Abe Washington vs Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd vs Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Uhhh no clue who to pick but there's a lot of great young talent. Give them some time and give me a nice start to the show.

Winners (And New No.1 Contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championships): Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Sin Cara vs Hunico w/Cammacho in a singles match

Random match added to the PPV. Time filler. Blah Blah.

Winner: Sin Cara

Santino Marella (United States Champion) vs Ricardo Rodriguez in a Tuxedo Match

I have no clue what this match is nor do I know why it's on a PPV, but it better be done quickly. I'm pretty sure no one knows these two are even feuding and this is probably going to be a waste of a match.

Winner: Santino Marella

Layla (Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a single match for the Divas Championship

This could be a VERY nice match. Beth is easily the best diva on the roster in my opinion and Layla has really stepped up her game before injury and still looks good coming back. Give them time and I think we'll see a nice little divas match.

Winner (Still Divas Champion): Layla

Christian (Intercontinental Champion) vs Cody Rhodes in a singles match for the Intercontinental Championship

This could be another great match. They had a fantastic impromptu match at Over the Limit where Christian took the title from Cody. Now Cody has cut some good promos the past couple weeks, and both guys have had good matches too boot. Both are warmed up and primed for a great Round 2.

Winner (And Still Intercontinental Champion): Christian

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Dolph Ziggler in a singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Originally this was going to be a match between Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus and granted I was excited for it. Both guys work hard and are good in-ring. But Khali screwed up and dun concussed Del Rio. Now we have what should be ANOTHER fantastic match between these two guys on a PPV scale. They had two great TV matches on Raw and Smackdown and now get the PPV showcase? I'm ready for a great match.

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan vs Kane in a triple threat match for the WWE Championship

I love the build-up and potential of this match. The interactions between AJ and every one of the guys is awesome. From being apprehensive to Bryan, making out with Kane and the dating of CM Punk, AJ has been a great in this love square. Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have already proven they can put on a great match and adding in a hard working big man like Kane an only add to what was a great match at Over the Limit.

Winner (And New WWE Champion): Daniel Bryan

John Cena w/Mr. McMahon vs Big Show w/John Laurinaitis (If Big Show wins John Cena will be fired and if John Cena Wins John Laurinaitis will be fired)

I get the build up for this with Big Show feeling underused and unappreciated and John Cena having something to prove (yet again). But somehow this is still going to be the main event over WWE and World Heavyweight Championship matches. Cena has been a hard worker over the past couple years and Big Show has always been one as well. But like his matches with Lesnar and Johnny, they're not going to be spectacular, they are story-line driven, and really shouldn't be main event of the night.

Winner: John Cena

Winners

Brodus Clay

Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

Santino Marella

Layla (Still Divas Champion)

Christian (Still Intercontinental Champion)

Sheamus (Still World Heavyweight Champion)
Sin Cara

Daniel Bryan (New WWE Champion)

John Cena

Fat Jesus' WWE Over the Limit 2012 Predictions

Welp here's another month and another WWE PPV. This time it's Over the Limit. Can Money in the Bank or Summerslam or In Your House get here already? At least this one isn't gimmickfied. There's potential in all announced matches and one could easily be match of the year worthy. Anywho let's dive into some wrasslin predictions!

"People Power" Battle Royal with the winner facing Santino for the United States Championship or Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Championship

This is really only for filler. If a heel wins they'd  probably face Santino for the United States Championship and if a face wins they'd challenge Rhodes for the Intercontinental Championship. In either case I don't think the title would change hands. But it would be a little more likely if the person who won challenged Santino. Could be a decent match either way though I guess.

Winner (And Still United States or Intercontinental Champion): Santino or Cody Rhodes

Zack Ryder vs Kane in a singles match

I honestly have no clue why they're doing this match and of people even still remember that they at one point had a feud. Either way its in the pre-show and no ones going to remember it anyway. I expect a promo from Ryder or something before he gets killed by Kane in 10 minutes.

Winner: Kane

Layla (Diva's Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a singles match for the WWE Diva's Championship
I love both these divas. Beth is easily the most talented diva on the roster and before Layla's injury last year she was easily the most improved. There was a good divas match at (Elimination Chamber I believe) involving Beth and Tamina. This could be another worthy match in what is usually an awful Divas division.
Winner (And Still Divas Champion): Layla

Kofi Kingston/R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger in a tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

I don't know why WWE likes to throw tag teams together and give them the belts rather than just having one of the few tag teams they have atm win the belts. Kofi is now thrown with R-Truth (before with Evan Bourne) to forever be mid-card and be a place holder champion. At least I think. While this will be a great match as all 4 men are extremely talented, I've been saying that Ziggler, Swagger or both need titles. This is their out.

Winners (And New WWE Tag Team Champions): Zig-Swag

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio vs Chris Jericho vs Randy Orton in a Fatal Four Way match for the World Heavyweight Champion

The build-up for this has wholly been between Sheamus and Randy Orton, with some Jericho hitting finishers and Del Rio taking finishers sprinkled in. This should be a very good Fatal Four Way. All the competitors are hard workers with good styles that can mesh. Sheamus the power house, Orton the methodical wrestler, Del Rio the technician, and Jericho is all around-er. Of course it will turn into a finisher-fest by the end but hopefully they get a long match and then it will be very entertaining.

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a singles match for the WWE Championship

YES YES YES! This match is gonna be AWESOME. It's no secret that I love both of these guys! Both are phenomenal in the ring and on the mic. While Punk has the WWE experience that Bryan doesn't they both grew up on the indy circuit. They honed their craft and now they're fighting for what's arguably the biggest and well known title in sports entertainment. I hope they get 30 minutes and if they do this will probably rival any match from this or last year.

Winner (And New WWE Champion): Daniel Bryan

John Cena vs John Laurinaitis in a singles match (If Laurinaitis loses he is fired from the WWE)
For some reason this is gonna be the main event over a fatal four way and a mega singles match for both companies world titles. Well I guess story-line wise it's for control of the company and if the face of the company can over come. I get it, but don't make this the main event. It's yet another gimmick or "big time" match that is overshadowing all the real talent (and there is a TON of potential good matches) on the card. In short the "fired" Big Show interferes, Cena loses and Laurinaitis keeps his job. PEOPLE POWER!
Winner: John Laurinaitis

Winners
Kane
Santino or Cody Rhodes
Layla
Zig-Swag
Sheamus
Daniel Bryan
John Laurinaitis

Song of the Day #112

WWE Hall of Famer, Edge's, Theme Song

Fat Jesus' WWE Extreme Rules 2012 Predictions

Like Backlash of old, WWE has turned Extreme Rules into the Wrestlemania rematch PPV. 'Cept it's more gimmicky. 4 of these matches are rematches from WM and three of them are again title bouts.

Nikki Bella (WWE Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a single match for the WWE Divas Championship

Bella are awful wrestlers and Beth Phoenix not only knows what she's doing BUT is good at what she does. Pretty sure they're going to continues with the ankle injury thing though. Shame. Beth is easily the best diva on the roster.

Winner (And Still Divas Champion): Nikki Bella

Randy Orton vs Kane in a Fall Count Anywhere Match

This is another feud I can't quite understand. The build has been them trying to get into each others head to no avail. Still don't know why they started feuding, but they've given us a couple solid matches. Doesn't make me care at all about this though.

Winner: Randy Orton

Santino (WWE United States Champion) vs The Miz in a singles match for the WWE United States Champion

Really no reason for this match. Really no reason for Santino to have the title tbh. But WWE logic makes no sense. Santino retains.

Winner (And Still United States Champion): Santino

The Big Show (WWE Intercontinental Champion) vs Cody Rhodes in a tables match for the Intercontinental Championship

I don't mind a win by either here. Let Cody have a long run by winning it back. Or let Big Show keep it and have a long reign while Cody moves up to the  main event area.

Winner (And Still Intercontinental Champion): The Big Show

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Chris Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship

Don't like gimmicky matches like this or street fights for that matter. But I think these two can make it work. Both will work hard and I love both in the ring and on the mic. The build up was nice as well.

Winner (And Still WWE Champion): CM Punk

Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a 2-Out-Of-3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Champion

Give this 30 minutes and it will be match of the night. Both are hard workers and always put on GREAT matches when given the time. YES YES YES YES!

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

Brock Lesnar vs John Cena in an Extreme Rules match

I don't think John Cena, the poster boy, is going to lose two PPVs in a row. I'm more looking and how well Brock will be able to keep up in his first match (and this could be a grueling one) back with the company.

Winner: Brock Leasnar

Winners

Nikki Bella

Randy Orton

Santino*

The Big Show

CM Punk

Sheamus

Brock Lesnar

Fat Jesus' WWE WrestleMania 28 Predictions

Ahhh Wrestlemania. The biggest show on WWE's calendar. Where they bring out the big guns and big matches. 90% of the time there's gonna be at least 1 good match, 1great match, and 1 masterpiece of a match on each card. This year though there's 4 matches that could break the greatness to masterpiece ceiling. I'm not going to go into huge detail with this. Just gonna jot down some thoughts on the wrestlers and my predictions on who is going to win each match.

WWE Tag Team Champions Epico & Primo vs Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd vs. The Usos in a  Tag Team Triple Threat Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Except for this match. Save for Tyson who is fantastic and Gabriel who is solid, I don't care about this match. And neither does WWE since they put it as a WWE.com match 30 minutes before the actual show starts.

Winner: Epico & Primo

Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix & Eve in a Divas Tag Team Match

As much as I love Beth Phoenix, the best active Diva on the roster, this is going to be a shit match. Ala WM24, 25, 26, 27, and I can safely say all Wrestlemania's until Divas matter in the WWE.

Winner: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

Randy Orton vs. Kane in a Singles Match

Another match that I don't care about, but Orton has been solid the past year and both hi mand Kane are hard workers. it's not going to be a memorable match. But I think it will be solid enough and will keep my attention while it's on.

Winner: Randy Orton

Team Teddy (Booker T, The Great Khali, R-Truth, Santino (United States Champion), Kofi Kingston and Zack Ryder) vs. Team Johnny (Jack Swagger, Drew McIntyre, David Otunga, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler and The Miz)

Winning Team's Manager Becomes GM of Both Raw and Smackdown

Ahhh if this were the Money in the Bank match and half these jobbers weren't here I'd be excited. But this is clearly just a match to show off talent and hit finishers. I could care less who runs both shows, I want a decent match. I think this is just a way to get Johnny off screen, for whatever reason. Better talent of team Johnny though unfortunately.

Winner: Team Teddy

Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show in a Singles Match for the Intercontinental Championship

I love Cody. I've always liked The Big Show. WHEN he has a godly size opponent that can slow it down with him, ala Kane or Mark Henry. I loved Cody's promos heading into the match, tearing down Show's past  Wrestlemania blunder, but it makes me think he'll get his "time" tonight.

Winner: The Big Show

World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus in a Singles Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

The two men who were supposed to meet in a United States Championship match last year, that got bumped, now are both competing for the world title in one of the main events of Wrestlemaina. Bryan is probably one of the top 10 pure wrestlers of the last 10 years and Sheamus is one of the best big man/brawler/technician's in the WWE. This could be a VERY nice match.

Winner:  World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan

WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho in a Single Match for the WWE Championship

Easily the best wrestler from last year, with easily one of the best wrestler of all time. Both phenomenal in the ring. Both epic on the mic. Give them 30 minutes and it will steal the now. Enough said.

Winner: WWE Champion, CM Punk

The Undertaker vs. Triple H in a Hell in a Cell Match with special referee Shawn Michaels

The dubbed End of an Era match. The Undertaker and Shawn Michael Michaels and Undertaker and Triple H match last year have been the highlights each year. Now they've caged the two from last year and added the man that propelled Undertakers WM legend even higher. Obviously Taker wins, but if this is on par with the past three years, then it will be a nice match.

Winner: The Undertaker

John Cena vs. The Rock in a Singles Match

The match a year in the making a pertty much promo only feud up till now. and Cena has come out on top with his. Stepping up night in and out. The Rock's were good but lacked. Give them time and it'll be a decent little match. Not main event of WM worthy, at least I'm not expecting it to be. Also they'll have three matches over the next year I'd assume.

Winner: John Cena

Winners

Epico & Primo

Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

Randy Orton

Team Teddy

The Big Show

Daniel Bryan

CM Punk

The Undertaker

John Cena