Fat Jesus' WWE Money in the Bank 2012 Predictions

Since removing Money in the Bank from Wrestlemania, it's been at this annual PPV of the same name. Two Money in the Bank matches are held, also both world titles are defended with under-card matches. Basically  what should be a better than most PPV. It used to be one Money in the Bank match for each brand. But now there is one for the WWE Championship and one for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs Hunico and Camacho in a Tag Team Match

For some reason WWE thinks these Pre-Show matches are good and get the viewers a home hyped up for the PPV. In reality these are just dark matches and even at they they usually don't get the crowd pumped at the area if that. Hunico and Camacho have no business being in a PPV or even Pre-PPV match. R-Truth and Kofi have better talent and presence. No reason for these two to lose.

Winners: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth


The Prime Time Players (Darren Young/Titus O'Neil) w/A.W. vs Epico and Primo w/Rosa Mendes in a tag team match
Filler match. PTP are the number one contenders. No reason they lose. But if they do no one cares still.
Winners: The Prime Time Players


Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins vs Ryback in a Two on One Handicap match
No one cares and is it not obvious who is winning? Gotta love these filler matches.
Winner: Ryback

Layla (Divas Champion), Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka vs Beth Phoenix, Natayla and Eve Torres in 6-Diva Tag Team match
No one cares about this filler match. Obviously the faces on the team with the champion will win. I love Layla. I also love Beth still though. Mmmmmm.
Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka

Dolph Ziggler, Christian (Intercontinental Champion), Tensai, Santino (United Stated Champion), Damien Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Sin Cara and Cody Rhodes in the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Match

This match has a ton of potential with people like Ziggler, Christian, Sin Cara and Rhodes. With the unknown factors of Kidd and Sandow in the mix this could steal this show. There's gonna be a lot of high flying. Some power spots probably involving Tensai. In the end though the only person I see winning or anywhere near the main event right now is Dolph Ziggler. Not only that but Dolph really does deserve it. Probably the best young talent on the roster right now.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

The Big Show, Kane, The Miz, John Cena and Chris Jericho in the WWE Championship Money in the Bank Match 

 I'm going to start this by say that I DO NOT like that there are only four people in this match. Money in the Bank has always been a large ladder match where a least now-a-days, the young talent is allowed to shine, be exposed and work with the more experienced and higher up on the roster. This is a match that that only Chris Jericho needs to win. Cena and Big Show, as of late, are in the title picture whenever. I don't think Cena needs this, a "career boost", to get into the title picture. As much as I love Kane as of late, he doesn't need to go for the WWE Championship. Jericho is the best all round in this match and having never won his brainchild of a match, I think he deserves it.

Winner: Chris Jericho

 Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Alberto Del Rio in a Single Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

These two have really just brawled in the lead-up to this match. It's fine with me as Del Rio had to sit out of his first title shot at Sheamus after The Great Khali stupidly gave him a concussion leading into No Way Out. Both men work hard in the ring. Sheamus the brawler and Del Rio the technician. They mesh well enough and this should be a solid match they put on.

Winner (And Still World Heavyweight Champion): Sheamus

CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan in a No Disqualification Singles Match for the WWE Championship with special guest referee AJ

I still love this feud. They took Kane out of the match and picture and now it's my two favorite wrestlers on the roster and for well over a  year now my favorite Diva. The marriage proposal BS on Raw was for lack of a better term, terrible. But these are still the two guys (Punk and Bryan) that can put on a clinic in the ring. Throw in AJ and you've got a ton of outcome possibilities. As much as I wanted Daniel Bryan to win at No Way Out and as much as I want him to win now, I don't think it will happen. CM Punk will capitalize off of a mistake or AJ will help Punk win by either a fast count (I DON'T want that) or stopping Bryan from "cheating." Or vice-versa. Either way she's choosing one of them tonight.

Winner (And Still WWE Champion): CM Punk

Winners

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth
The Prime Time Players
Ryback
Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina Snuka

Dolph Ziggler (WHC MitB)

Chris Jericho (WWEC MitB)

Sheamus (Retains)

CM Punk (Retains)

Song(s) of the Day #45/46

I was going to post this on Monday night when Chris Jericho made his return to the WWE Raw after a one year absence from the company to take a break and tour with his band Fozzy. Y2J is definitely one of the best wrestlers of all time. In-ring and on the mic he's simply amazing and his match (and whole feud) with Shawn Michaels leading into Wrestlemania 19 may be the best build up to my favorite of all time. Anywho here's his theme song!

WWE Superstar Chris Jericho's Theme Song

"Break the walls downnnnnn

Break down the walls!"

Also the past two days now this song has been rattling through my head. The chorus, sing by Mr. Hudson is simple, but so very effective. Also the verses by Jay-Z and Kanye swapping lines during them sound cool and it's a very nice way to end the main part of the album before the bonus content. It's no surprise ANOTHER Watch the Throne song is here. This album is simply amazing.

Jay-Z & Kanye West- "Why I Love You" from Watch the Throne

"I love you so

But why I love you, I'll never know"