Fat Jesus' WWE WrestleMania 28 Predictions

Ahhh Wrestlemania. The biggest show on WWE's calendar. Where they bring out the big guns and big matches. 90% of the time there's gonna be at least 1 good match, 1great match, and 1 masterpiece of a match on each card. This year though there's 4 matches that could break the greatness to masterpiece ceiling. I'm not going to go into huge detail with this. Just gonna jot down some thoughts on the wrestlers and my predictions on who is going to win each match.

WWE Tag Team Champions Epico & Primo vs Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd vs. The Usos in a  Tag Team Triple Threat Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Except for this match. Save for Tyson who is fantastic and Gabriel who is solid, I don't care about this match. And neither does WWE since they put it as a WWE.com match 30 minutes before the actual show starts.

Winner: Epico & Primo

Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix & Eve in a Divas Tag Team Match

As much as I love Beth Phoenix, the best active Diva on the roster, this is going to be a shit match. Ala WM24, 25, 26, 27, and I can safely say all Wrestlemania's until Divas matter in the WWE.

Winner: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

Randy Orton vs. Kane in a Singles Match

Another match that I don't care about, but Orton has been solid the past year and both hi mand Kane are hard workers. it's not going to be a memorable match. But I think it will be solid enough and will keep my attention while it's on.

Winner: Randy Orton

Team Teddy (Booker T, The Great Khali, R-Truth, Santino (United States Champion), Kofi Kingston and Zack Ryder) vs. Team Johnny (Jack Swagger, Drew McIntyre, David Otunga, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler and The Miz)

Winning Team's Manager Becomes GM of Both Raw and Smackdown

Ahhh if this were the Money in the Bank match and half these jobbers weren't here I'd be excited. But this is clearly just a match to show off talent and hit finishers. I could care less who runs both shows, I want a decent match. I think this is just a way to get Johnny off screen, for whatever reason. Better talent of team Johnny though unfortunately.

Winner: Team Teddy

Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show in a Singles Match for the Intercontinental Championship

I love Cody. I've always liked The Big Show. WHEN he has a godly size opponent that can slow it down with him, ala Kane or Mark Henry. I loved Cody's promos heading into the match, tearing down Show's past  Wrestlemania blunder, but it makes me think he'll get his "time" tonight.

Winner: The Big Show

World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus in a Singles Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

The two men who were supposed to meet in a United States Championship match last year, that got bumped, now are both competing for the world title in one of the main events of Wrestlemaina. Bryan is probably one of the top 10 pure wrestlers of the last 10 years and Sheamus is one of the best big man/brawler/technician's in the WWE. This could be a VERY nice match.

Winner:  World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan

WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho in a Single Match for the WWE Championship

Easily the best wrestler from last year, with easily one of the best wrestler of all time. Both phenomenal in the ring. Both epic on the mic. Give them 30 minutes and it will steal the now. Enough said.

Winner: WWE Champion, CM Punk

The Undertaker vs. Triple H in a Hell in a Cell Match with special referee Shawn Michaels

The dubbed End of an Era match. The Undertaker and Shawn Michael Michaels and Undertaker and Triple H match last year have been the highlights each year. Now they've caged the two from last year and added the man that propelled Undertakers WM legend even higher. Obviously Taker wins, but if this is on par with the past three years, then it will be a nice match.

Winner: The Undertaker

John Cena vs. The Rock in a Singles Match

The match a year in the making a pertty much promo only feud up till now. and Cena has come out on top with his. Stepping up night in and out. The Rock's were good but lacked. Give them time and it'll be a decent little match. Not main event of WM worthy, at least I'm not expecting it to be. Also they'll have three matches over the next year I'd assume.

Winner: John Cena

Winners

Epico & Primo

Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

Randy Orton

Team Teddy

The Big Show

Daniel Bryan

CM Punk

The Undertaker

John Cena

WWE Hell in a Cell 2011 Picks

There's been two weeks of build-up to this PPV since the debacle that was Night of Champions and I'll be damned if there were any real build-up, besides "I want my title back", "I'm sick of fluke wins" or "You cost me a title you're gonna pay." So this PPV I'll be post how I think the match is gonna go, who's gonna win and who I want to win. Simple enough eh? I hope so.

Sheamus vs Christian in a singles match

This could be another great match/feud for Christian. He brought Randy Orton up to some of his best matches in years, and Sheamus has been working hard and looking good as of late. This is one of those  "You're a whiny bitch" and "In turn you cost me a title" angles and I'm fine with that. They had two weeks to build-up. Hopefully this gets 15-18 minutes and let's Christian/Sheamus possibly steal the show.

Winner: Sheamus

Who I Want To Win: Christian

Kelly Kelly (Divas Champion) vs Beth Phoenix in a singles match for the Divas Championship

You all know the story, The Divas of Doom (Beth and Natyala) are sick of the current, let's be frank, shitty divas. Yet they can't get wins over the likes of Kelly Kelly and Eve. I think if Beth doesn't win here she's not gonna get the belt. Which is a shame cause she's the best diva currently on the roster.

Winner: Beth Phoenix

Who I Want To Win: Beth Phoenix

Sin Cara (Blue) vs Sin Cara (Black) in a singles match

Weird way to bring the real sin Cara back. But as long as he wins, I think he the black one, in a non-botchfilled match it'll be good. Nothing much to say, hopefully it's just a good match between the two.

Winner: Sin Cara (Black)

Who I Want To Win: Sin Cara (Black)

Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Randy Orton in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship

I like them putting the title on the monster and proprietor of the Hall of Pain that is Mark Henry. He's legit right now after taking out superstars and beating Orton clean at Night of Champions. But this is Orton and if things aren't going well he's one of Vince's WWE Viagra pills. I like Henry as champ, and I only liked Orton as champ cause of Christian matches. The Hell in a Cell match should be meh at best though.

Winner: Randy Orton

Who I Want To Win: Mark Henry

John Cena (WWE Champion) vs CM Punk vs Alberto Del Rio in a Triple Threat Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Championship

CM Punk finally get's his rematch from the Summerslam loss to Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio gets his rematch from his loss to John Cena at Night of Champions. Del Rio went nuts on Cena/Punk at the end of Raw and for the first time looked strong. CM Punk and John Cena have already proven they can go and put on a great match. Throw 'em in a Hell in a Cell and see what comes of it. I think it'll be the match of the night too.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Who I Want To Win: CM Punk