Off of a Summerfest that initially pissed me off, but then it grew on me. Where Miz had a Promo of the Year nod, if there was one, Daniel Brayn came back as well as Undertaker, and Cena Superman'd up harder than ever before, we have RAW. This could be one to remember and time for hopefully an upper after a Summerslam that was such a downer. Let's lay down the Raw.
We start out with Nexus saying even in loss their still united and have become stronger due to the loss. Then Cena comes out and makes a bunch of bad jokes and uses a bad British accent too much. AND I QUOTE @8:11 CDT! The GM sets up singles matches between Team RAW and Team Nexus members for tonight. Barret add that if any of the Nexus member lose they'll be butt-f***ed and then kicked out of Nexus. Well maybe not the sex part. But they'll still be kicked out.
Wade Barrett beat Chris Jericho in a singles match via pinfall, if Barret loses he is out of The Nexus: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
End match Barrett hits a bit boot after getting out of the Walls of Jericho. Jericho kicked out at 2. Jericho hits a step up insiguri for a long two. Jericho then goes for a Codebreaker, but Barrett counters it into the Barrett Bomb (can use "Bomb" now that Batista left) for the 1-2-3.
The Hart Dynasty with Natalya's Boobs come out due to the Guest Hosts. The GM IM'd Cole. AND I QUOTE @8:32 CDT! He said that Bret Hart has the new tag team title, and now their to be called the WWE Tag Team titles. I like them they're gold and look like the old WWF Championship belt. Barret comes on the tron (hehe) and says that Hart's opponent will be "Mr. Flamboyant" Justin Gabriel.
Michael Tarver beat Daniel Bryan in a singles match via pinfall, if Tarver loses he is out of The Nexus: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
End match Daniel Bryan hits a missile dropkick for a long two. Then all hell breaks loose. Miz and Alex Riley run down, but Bryan saw them. They yell at each other. Tarver get's up and rolls Bryan up in school-boy for the win. Afterward, Daniel Bryan suicide dove through the ropes onto Miz. But then the 3-on-1 beat down of Bryan begin, ending with The Miz giving the Skull Crushing Finale to Bryan on his Money in the Bank briefcase.
Josh "Goofy Smile" Matthews catches Miz and Riley in the back and asks him why he attacked Bryan. Miz said it was because everyone thinks he was better than him since the beginning, but now look at him, and that Alex Riley, is the new WWE NXT breakout star.
Justin Gabriel beat Randy Orton in a singles match via countout, if Gabriel loses he is out of the Nexus: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
AND I QUOTE! @8:56 CDT! The GM says that he's never liked Bret and never and wants to see Bret wrestle on RAW again. He found a suitable opponent. It's RKO himslef. The Voices told Randy to come out, and as always he obliges them. End match Orton hits a snap powerslam (I hate you so much for being thick skulled enough to still call it a f***ing 'scoopslam' Mo\ichael Cole!) and then a DDT off the second rope, that gets a VINTAGE! @9:01 CDT! At this point Sheamus comes out and they brawl at ring side in the crowd. Randy gets counted out. When he realizes it, he jumps back in the ring and RKO'd Gabriel. Then went back to work on Sheamus and ragged on him with a steel chair, ending with an RKO on the floor.
Skip Sheffield/David Otunga beat John Morrison/R-Truth in a tag team match, if Sheffield/Otunga lose they're out of The Nexus: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
Aww yeah The Good an The Bad are back together! "Mr. Narcissistic" comes out and sings his stupid theme as usual. End match Morrison gets the hot tag and goes to work on Sheffield. During an exchange Skip blind tags Outunga. Clubs Morrison, he takes Truth out who tried to come in. Skip then hits Morrison with the Clothesline from Texas for the win.
Maryse/Alica Fox/Jillian Hall beat Eve Torres/Melina (Divas Champion)/Gail Kim in a 3-on-3 divas tag match: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
End match Eve hits two dropkicks and then a nice little springborad kick on Jillian. She climbs to the top rope to go for a moonsault, but Jillian takes her down in a powerbomb like move for the three count. TBH this was the best Divas action on RAW in months upon months.
"Goofy Smile" is in the back and his guest is The Rated R Superstar, Edge. They talk about last night when Slater comes up and says he models his hear and lifestyle after Edge. And it'd be cool if Edge just, didn't show up. Edge said, ordinarily he might but he doesn't wanna get "beaten" by a cheap ginger version of himself. As Edge is walking away Slater clubs him in the back.
Heath "Wendy" Slater beat Edge in a singles match via countout, if Slater loses he is out of The Nexus: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
End match Edge hits the Edge-O-Matic for a two. He then hits a running shoulder block in the corner and Heath rolls to the outside. He side steps a baseball slide by Edge. But then he took a big boot and Edge sets up for a spear on the outside. Heath stumbles up and rolls in the ring as the ref get's to a 10 count and wins the match. Niceness I must admit, cause I didn't even notice the count haha.
Oh look bad comedy with the guest hosts, Kahli and The Bella Whores...I mean Twins...I don't care. At all.
John Cena beat Darren Young "Black Cena" in a singles match via submission, if Young loses he is out The Nexus: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
Here's what could Match of the Year in "Black Cena" vs "White Cena"! Nexus comes out and watches the match from the stage. A "Let's Go Cena/Cena sucks" chant breaks out while Young has a submission on Cena. Damn, Young is throwing the whole wrestling book at Cena and has been quite impressive. VINTAGE CENA @10:01 CDT! End match, Cena lamely Superman'd up, hits the shoulder blocks, back suplex, 5 Knuckle Shuffle, goes for the Attitude Adjustment, Young fights out, but gets caught in the STF and taps out. Actually a very decent match until Cena Superman'd up.
Afterward Nexus circles up and beat down Young. Giving him the Clothesline from Texas, The Barrett Bomb, and finally the 450 Splash as we close out RAW with one less Nexus member.
RAW Rating 5.5/10 or 2.75/5 Stars
Last Week: NR
It was a nice watch to me. Stuck between giving it a 5 or 6, so I met in the middle. The countout matches were lame, but the Edge one had good action and the Orton one furthered storyline. Not to mention Orton's gone nuts. I like Cole STILL ragging on Daniel Bryan and all the heel heat (he'll get more now) that Miz is getting for hating Daniel Bryan. I like Nexus weeding out the weak, but based off tonight I'd much rather have had Tarver go, cause he was bad, and actually Young looked the best in-ring tonight. Cena "Superman'ing" up is really getting annoying and bad. But, hey at least he sell a lot of that stupid oran-...err now purple crap.
That's it for Layin' Down the Raw. As always suggest to me stuff you'd like me to write on n' shizz. Also if you wanna add me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter, please do so. Really I don't mind.
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