Well coming off the heels of the NXT Invasions beginning and the questions about if Daniel Bryan really got fired or not, this could be a great Raw storyline-wise heading into Fatal Four Way this Sunday. Anywho it's time to lay down the Raw from Charlotte, North Carolina!.
We open with the NXT rookies destroying everything last week on Raw and Wade "The Botanist" Barret in-ring. I wanna know whats going on and I have a feeling he's gonna tell us. He's gonna tell us what happened, and he invites all rookies (But Daniel Bryan) to the ring. King and Cole pussy out and run cause they're uncomfortable. Barret asks Heath to apologize, he doesn't. Gabriel doesn't either. Neither does Skip "To My Lou" Sheffield, Tarver, Young, or Otunga. Otunga's not the last one, and WWE thinks we're all just plain stupid. Wade says they were treated like animals and then turned into animals. They complained about NXT, the challenges, and WWE Management all of season 1 of NXT. Bret Harts music hits. He calls them all cowards for doing what they did last week. Wade said Daniel Bryan showed remorse and will never been seen again. (Does a pretty good job of explaining the firing) It'll do for now. Hart says that John Cena will still be at the PPV. Wade says it's not about the WWE Universe or anyone in the back. They all want WWE contracts, private dressing rooms and 1st class tickets around the globe. Bret Hart refuses the offer and says that Wades not the next breakout superstar of the WWF, and that Wade is fired. :O We go to commercial with the NXT rookies not leaving per orders of Hart.
I hate face King and Cole is still a douchebag.
The Miz beat R-"Mr. Narcissistic"-Truth (United States Champion)/John Morrison/Zack Ryder in a Fatal Four Match for the United States Championship vis pinfall: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
Wow this could be a great match full of young talent if they gave them 15 mintes. Sadly it'll get like 5-6. -_- We go to commercial with JoMo sunset flipping into powerbombing The Miz off the apron onto Zack Ryder. F*** YEAH! Nice Superplex, powerbomb onto the Miz involving everyone haha. End match Ryder hits the Rough Rider and gets a two due to Morrisons running knee. Morrison then hits Starship Pain and Miz throws him outta the ring and pins R-Truth for the win and we have a new United States Champion!
Randy Orton is in the back with good old Goofy Smile aka Josh Matthews and he asked him what he thought about the invasion last week and the firings earlier. Orton says he's torn both ways about all of it and probably something about winning at Fatal Four Way come this Sunday.
The Royal Pains dude is hosting Raw so they do a behind the scenes of the show with Big Show. Oh look we cut to the back Mark V. and The Bella Whores are looking pretty, cause that's all their good at when Ted DiBiase comes in. He offers Mark a new car to co-host Raw. Mark denies him and Big Show walks up. Main Event Mark/The Big Show vs Ted DiBiase/THE Virigl. Then Mark ice skates and Big Show catches him. The Whores don't like sissies apparently.
Evan "The Flying Midcarder" Bourne beat Chris Jericho in a singles match via DQ: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
ASK HIM @8:51 CDT! End match Jericho hits the Codebreaker OUTTNOWHERE and get the...Borune KICKED OUT! WTF? Jericho snapped and got himself DQ'd shortly afterward. Bourne kicked him in the face and then hit the amazing Shooting Star Press. Looks like Bourne is getting a push and I want more matches between him and Jericho.
MY GOD CENA IS SELLING INJURIES! He not running, and even limping! He should get an Emmy for his walk down to the ring. He was given the night off, but wants to address the CeNation. Vintage Radicals reference. I love how they're trying to push that Cena was the only one they attacked. They destroyed everything at ringside, not just Cena. WWEs ring is sacred ground and can be punished by death, lmfao. Oh shit amidst Cena The NXT Rookies are back! Cena, King, Truth, Santino, Mark Henry, and Regal are all brawling in the ring. Orton comes out and even Edge with a spear. Sheamus even out to to take out the NXT season 1 rookies. Cole is yelling, people are fighting, Mark Henry is huffing it down the hallway, this is awesome!
Sheamus says Fella @9:11 CDT while in the back with an interview Josh "Goofy Smile" Matthews. He says he's not gonna let a bunch of NXT Rookies ruin his WWE title shot this Sunday on PPV.
Eve Torres-Day (Divas Champion)/Gail Kim beat Maryse/Alicia "Former Wedding Planner" Fox in a Divas Tag Team Match vis pinfall: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
Look a Fatal Four Way Divas match between the four people in this match this Sunday at the PPV. Are we allowed to remember Alicia Fox was Edges and Vickie's wedding planner? I'm guessing no. Nice Northern Lights Suplex from Fox! Too bad it only got a two. Eve gihts out of a rear chin lock. Eve tries to fight out, but gets stooped and in comes Maryse. Another quick tag and Fox is back in. Uh-oh Fox gave a drive-by to Maryse on the apron and hits a rough looking swinging neckbreaker on Fox for the 1-2-3. Why make it a tag match when Gail didn't even get tagged in.
The Big Show/"Main Event" Mark beat Ted DiBiase/THE Virgil in a tag team match vis pinfall: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
Already a Royal Pain pun, God King the match hasn't even started yet. You stupid old man, go back to being heel. "You know what they say about a fool and his money, they can throw a heck of a party", King you made up for the bad pun with that. Big Show is man-handling DiBiase to start out. DiBiase give Show a thumb to the eye, which doesn't help at all. DiBiase bails and tags Virgil in, HAHA. And after Virgil is thrown back in by Mark he gets killed and raped by Big Show. Chokeslam and Big Show is tagging in Main Event Mark. THE WORM FROM SCOTTY 2 HOTTY! F*** YEAH! Afterward, Daddy DiBiase like he stuck $100 Bill down Virgil's throat. Then he f***ing repo'd it hahah.
Santino beat William Regal w/Valdimir Kozlof as special guest ref in a singles match: 2/10 or 1/5 Stars
The funniest, the most technical, and the sternest all in this match. LMFAO at Santino in the early goings. Regal puts an armbar him early. End match Regal goes for suplex, but Santino rolls up Regal and gets a hand full of tights for the 1-2-3.
Bret Hart comes out and tells us all the Raw superstars will be on the stage, cause he doesn't want history to repeat itself like last week, in this weeks main event.
John Cena (WWE Champion)/Randy Orton vs Edge/Sheamus in a tag team match with the Raw roster on stage: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
Like the other week it's the team with first and last names verses the team with only one name. Amazing how little the Raw Writing Team ever really writes for the Main Event picture. Edge, possibly the best on Raw, is out first, I gotta soak in as much Edge as possible the next two years too. Next it's The Pale White Yonder himself Sheamus. Hopefully we'll see a Blarney Boot. We haven't seen one in ages. Ah Randy Ortons voices asked him to come out to tag with Cena, and reluctantly he obliges them. Oh wait he's heel now, so he gladly comes out to help Cena out. Finally we have Superman himself and we have the main event for the PPV in the main event on Raw. Great, non-lazy writing by the Raw Team, hunh? Another thing I like, starting the Main Event at 50 after in the hopes of at least 10 minutes of action. Viper @9:52 CDT! Viper again @9:54 CDT! He never hits the RKO if he beats his hands on the mat before going for it. Maybe he should stop doing that. Just a thought. End match Edge hangs up Cena and tags Sheamus in. Sheamus works over Cena, and covers him for a two. Sheamus hits a knee trembler and the Sheamus begins to work over Cenas neck. Sheamus kicks him in the corner, and then tags back in Edge. Edge works over Cena with kicks and punches. Edge goes for a suplex, but Cena blocks it and delivers his own. Edge tags Sheamus in who stops Cena from tagging Orton. Sheamus sets Cena up in the ropes and beats on him. Sheamus distracts the ref while Edge hits Cena on the outside. Sheamus then throws Cena into the baracade. He throws Cena back in the ring and covers him for a 2. A big clothesline from Sheamus gets another two outta Cena. Sheamus then throws an arm bar on Cena. Cena fights up but gets caught into a rear naked choke by Sheamus. Cena then Supermans up and gets up with Sheamus on his back. Cenas trying to walk to the tag to boot with Sheamus on his back, but he collapses with Cena on his back. Sheamus covers him, but only gets a two. Edge back in and Cena tires to hit the Attitude Adjustment, but gets the Edge-O-Matic from Edge. Edge sets up for the spear but Cena side stepped it and Edge hits the turn buckle. Orton in and sheamus as well. A GD POWERSLAM FROM ORTON (FU COLE) and then gives Sheamus a second rope DDT. Orton sets up for the RKO and hits it on Edge, but then Sheamus double axe handled Orton from behind. Sheamus with the Blarney Stone for a two count. And Irish Curse sonds stupid as hell. Sheamus then throws some knees and puts an armbar chinlokc on Orton. Orton back to his feet, but Sheamus buries the knee for a two count. Edge back in and their working over Orton, the smaller man, well. A "Randy" chant starts as Orton fights back, only to be drop toe held by Edge. Now an "RKO" chant erupts. Edge gets him up and throws a forearm, but Orton telegraphs a back body drop and delivers a clothesline. Cena comes in an delivers a shoulder block to Edge to get a Vintage Cena @10:08 CDT!
The buck stops there when the NXT Rookies invade the backstage area and throw Bret in a limo and start wildly driving it around smashing all the cars in sight. They pull him out after their done and ask him if he's been rattled and say they want an answer by Sunday.
Raw: 7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars
Last Week: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars (Will be up later)
I loved Raw so much more from this week from last week. Oh how a week and a good intriguing, not done much before storyline and good matches throughout the night makes a show good. They followed the formula for a good show tonight. Nice promos, good storyline movement, the NXT Invasion is nice, the USC Fatal Four Way match and the Main Event were great RAW matches and I love how they're already involving Bret in the biggest WWE story of the summer. Kudos to a great show Raw. Also sorry if there's typos, my shoulder is killing me (Haha like Orton) so I'm done typing a lot for the night.
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