Here we go! Taped on Tuesday night after the final ECW, from Kansas City, Missouri here's the Smackdown Lowdown!
We start the best way possible to start any WWE show with, the best in the world at what he does, Chris Jericho. He talks aboot how he is the foerunner in the WWE championship scene, starting back when he beat The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin back in the day. He then shows us how he beat the Undertaker 1-2-3 last week. Y2J said he proved The Deadman was merely a man and faces his problems, while all us hypocrites run away and hide. Cue Edge and his new t-shirt. He tells Jericho that he didn't show the whole reason why Jericho could hit the Codebreaker on The Deadman. He tells Y2J that he's not as good as he thinks he is, and that he almost wishes Jericho wins at Elimination Chamber, which is this Sunday (Thanks for posting Vince McMahon), so he can face him at Wrestlemania. Y2J says that when he wins Edge needs to stay away from him, apparently cause he's a zombie killer, cause only bad things will happen to him. As they're face to face the lights begin flicker, which distracts both men, but enough for Edge to spear Jericho OUTTA NOWHERE!
Kane beat Dolf Ziggler in a Singles Match via pinfall: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
Yay we're revisiting a feud that went nowhere. Oh well, these two put on decent matches. About three minutes in, and it never fail, Kane clotheslines Ziggler over the top rope and we go to commercial. End match Kane is going for the Flying Clothesline when McIntyre comes out and distracts Kane. He misses the clothesline, and Ziggler slaps on the sleeper hold. Ziggler has to break the hold cause Kane got to the ropes. He slaps on the sleeper again. He slapped on more sleepers than a pimp slapped his hoes. But Kane throws him off and hits a chokeslam for the win. After the match Drew tries to hit the Future Shock but is denied as he slips out of the ring.
Cut to Rey in the back getting ready. He says the awesome Straight Edge Society gave him a beatdown of a lifetime and he'll probably get another one Sunday. And something in Spanish, and blah blah blah.
Cryme Tyme beat Trent Baretta/Calen Croft in a Tag Team match via pinfall: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
They're from ECW, and most people don't like them but I like them. I like how C and B isolate an opponent and their in-ring move sets are good. End match JTG tags in Shad who goes off on Baretta and hits him with a running powerslam. Croft breaks-up the three count, and sends JTG over the tops rope. Next Croft get's plasted over the top rope too. Baretta hits a massive springboard missile dropkick on Shad, and then tries to hit a rope climbing DDT on Shad who blocks it. It sets up Shad to hit a one man High-Low on Baretta. WWE can have a decent tag division if Vince ever pulls his head out of his a**. But until then, expect a max of 6 tag teams total and one championship for all of them. Anywho, this was decent, and I generally like tag team matches.
Antonio Anuki in the WWE HoF. Already talked about it in my RAW blog.
Morrison throws a Tough Enough reference around as they R-Truth make fun of SES. Better than downhill skiing, funny as hell.
Straight Edge Society comes out to massive heat. My friend hates CM Punk. I think he's the best talker in the WWE right now. He wouldn't mind Kane winning against Drew this Sunday. Haha. Anywho you know the drill, the Pastor of Purity tells us we're all hopeless without straight edge, and that come this Sunday he'll be the Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion once again.
Straight Edge Society (CM Punk/Luke Gallows) vs John Morrison/R-Truth in a Tag Team match
Morrison/Truth come out separate so I have to hear Mr. Narcissistic sing his own song to the ring. Remember when he was world champ in TNA. Well neither does anyone else. Whats up? My intolerance level of his new character. We have Taker's pyro hitting to freakout the EC combatants, as we go to commercial. Drat, those sneaky WWE writers send us to commercial without anyone going to the floor. End match, Gallows in the ring, blasted Morrison and hit Truth in the corner with a splash that got a two. Punk is tagged in kept Truth from the hot tag. Back in Gallows who beat down on Truth. Punk in and beats on Truth who finally tags in Morrison. Later, Morrison misses a kick to Punks head and hits the ring post. The ref ends the ref just like last week and JoMo get's beat on. Truth get's the Gallows Poll and Rey comes out to make the save only to take a backbreaker, an elbow, and a GTS. If I didn't know either Undertaker or Y2J was walking out champ.
Video of the terrible Bret car accident on RAW. I think it's funny as hell, an HD security camera and a woman driver. It was so bad it was good.
Teddy is watching Vickie get cottage cheese thrown on her laughing his a** off. When Vickie comes in and says something piggy. Mickie James-Canton comes in to apologize for feeding Vickie last week. She informs MJC that next week she'll defend the Womens Championship next week against McCool with Ms. Piggy herself reffing the match.
The Hart Dynasty beat The Jobberwalkies w/Maria in a mixed 6-person tag team match: 4/10 or 2/5 Stars
My friends word ring true again, I think Maria is better than Natalya, and The Hart Dynasty doesn't need a push. End match, Hart hits a Side Effect to get 2. Tyson tags in DH who pushes Matt into Maria who wasn't expecting a tag, but had her arm out ready for one. Anywho Nattie brings her in and hits a 360 Clothesline for the one, two, three as my friend freaks out. I love watching WWE with him.
The awesome Elimination Chamber package is shown, that we won't see again till next year. Oh well, I'll survive. (Thanks for posting, now defunct Survivor Series name)
Oh look Maria is complaining about losing. Must've been complaining for 5 years now. All while Matt is copping a feel and raping her with his eyes. Simply Flawless comes to stop the inevitable kiss, and said Matt could get cooties from Maria. Haha silly Michelle, he could only get herpes from her. (Thanks for posting Trojan condoms) Maria runs away and Matt Hardy follows like the night he ran from the cops.
Edge vs Batista in a singles match
Mr. Spotlight and Phil, his time traveling nose ring. Walk down to the ring. Edge comes out to a huge pop. Batista tires to leave again, but Edge calls him spineless. And I guess being a jelly-fish is what pisses Batista off. Batista knew a spear was coming. <-Insert you own that's what she said/hr plows all the diva jokes here. And since he went outside the ring, WWE cuts to commercial. Sweet. Nice spot where Batista get back body dropped onto the steel steps. End match Batista hits the spinebuster for a 2. He goes for a Batista Bomb but Edge counters into an Edgeicution for a two. Edge climbs to the top rope but get's knocked down. And Batista mocked Edge setting up for a spear. But Edge hits Batista with one instead! Light go out as Undertaker appears in the ring and Chokeslams Edge in revenge from last weeks spear.
After Taker walks up the ramp, Y2J hits a Codebreaker on Edge in retribution for the spear earlier in the night. We end the show with a very non-homo staredown between Undertaker/Jericho.
Smackdown!: 7.5/10
Last Week: 7.5/10
I'd normally give this 7, but it get's uped to last weeks levels due my friends thoughts on the WWE. Solid matches and storyline movement to make Elimination Chamber a PPV that should be good. BTW we're on the Road to Wrestlemania, I hadn't realized it yet thanks WWE for reminding me.
My Elimination Chamber picks should be up tomorrow.
Send me suggestions on what to write too. I love rejecting ideas.
Thanks for reading everyone, and have a good day/evening/whatever part of the day your reading this.
No comments:
Post a Comment