Video Packagefest part 3 aka Smackdown aka The Last stop on the road to Wrestlemania has come and gone. I'm late with this post cause you all know I'm a lazy f***. Haha Anywho taped from San Jose, Cali (thanks for telling us all each week Truth) here's the Smackdown lowdown!
Drew McIntyre/Kane/Shelton Benjamin/Matt Hardy/Dolph Ziggler beat Christian/MVP/Kofi Kingston/Jack Swagger/Evan Bourne in a 10-man Smackdown vs Raw Money in The Bank tag match via pinfall: 5/10 or 2.5/5 Stars
We get to see all these entrances, only longer, this evening. Joy. At least I only have to heard R "Mr. Narcissistic" Truth super-long rapping entrance once. Joy. Anywho it was a big as hell tag match the took about 20 minutes. It had good action, and it wasn't just a big cluster-f*** of finishers like it would've been on Raw. As it turns out, it came down to my two picks to win Money in the Bank, Christian and McIntyre with McIntyre getting the pinfall off a Future Shock on Christian. Nice. Reinforces, for me, that one of them will win.
Video Packagefest part 3 is beginning now with the Edge/Jericho package! (#14) It highlights Edge's return and win of the Royal Rumble, Jericho winning the WHC at EC and all the fuedy stuff they've done up until. Now, my second favorite package of the five ones they've been cycling.
Vickie Guerrero/Michelle McCool (Womens Champion)/Layla/Alicia Fox/Maryse (Diva's Champion) beat Beth Phoenix in a 5-on-1 handicap match: 3/10 or 1.5/5 Stars
Well it was Vickie's first Divas match. What about her matches with Santina? Oh, I guess we're just looking the other way on that fact. Anywho, she had a surprise for our newly face Ms. Phoenix, it was that she'd be in 5-on-1 action. No not porn. (Thanks for posting Val Venis) Anywho typical beat down, Beth fights 'em off for awhile then gets the straight kick from "Mrs. Necrophiliac",who tags in Vickie who gets the pinfall. They set up for Vickie to do The Whale Splash. But wait! The face divas to the rescue, including a retuning Mickie James-Canton, and my beloved Eve Torres-Day. They leave Beth/Vickie in the ring and Vickie's pants gets ripped off. My God, her granny panties said "excuse me" and 100% of the people watching threw up. And the first hour of Smackdown was worth watch for the soul fact that Striker yell out, "Give them back to her!" Epic win.
I'm assuming there's a video package here (#15), and I'm going to guess it's the Cena/Batista one. Cause does it really matter if I put 'em in the right places. I think not. Good package, good feud.
Cue the best in the world at what he does, cause it's promo time! With a bonus science lesson and Chris skillfully spouts the word form of "DNA". They are virtually equal on on level, but it's Edge's DNA that holding back. Also his weakness caused him to injure his Achilles tendon, neck and pectorals. It's not his fault, haha, cause Chris blames it on his grandpa or possibly his mother. Nice. Out comes Edge and he ready to brawl, but Jericho bails, cause I guess he sick of getting speared, but let the title in the ring. And my boy Edge holds the title high to end another good, non-video package, Jericho/Edge promo.
Cue another video package, whether it was at this point or not. (#16) I'll go on a limb and say this was the Hart/McMahon one. I like it, it's not gonna be Benoit/Angle, but I'm gonna enjoy it cause I legit like Bret Hart.
There wasn't a package after the main event, so this is the last one before Wrestlemania and our 17th one in the three main shows this week. My God. But, it was fun ride wasn't it. I'm almost sad to see vP-fest go. But alas it'll be back for Wrestlemania 27. As you probably figured out, this one is the last one I didn't talk about. My favorite of the three. The Johnny Cash song, classic footage showing, Undertaker/HBK package, I love it.
Big Show (Unified Tag Team Champion) w/The Miz (Unified Tag Team/Untied States Champion) beat R "Mr. Narcissistic" Truth w/John Morrison via DQ: 1/5 or 0.5/5 Stars
Not really a match, as their still trying to put over that Truth/Morrison could win Sunday and that their a cohesive unit. Joy, we know they are. Make them lose and PUT JOHN MORRISON IN THE F***ING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT PICTURE! Sorry for yelling, at least there's no midgets running around right?
Smackdown: 6/10
Last Week: 5/10
It's just been average, Video Packagefest made it better in my eyes, cause you gotta enjoy the little things. The 10 man tag was much better than expected, a good Y2J/Edge promo, and the backstage stuff at AXXess looked pretty damn cool. All in all, a solid, very very promo heavy show.
Also before I sign off my last blog before Wrestlemaina I wanna link you to Rey Mysterio/Tyson Kidd's match on Superstars. Now I know you all watch it he way. (Hehe) But, this has been my favorite WWE match I've seen all year. And The Hart Dynasty needs a tag push. 'Nuff said. Enjoy.
#1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW7K-IY6Khs&feature=related
#2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATLhntGsLzM&feature=related
That's it for the Smackdown Lowdown. As always suggest to me stuff you'd like me to write on n' shizz.
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